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Crimes of the Dark Empress, part III
« on: December 17, 2012, 08:48:12 pm »
1.  Impersonating a muse and hanging on Stephen Vincent Benet's shoulder, saying "Oh, come on!  Give that poem about crossing the prairie another 300 pages!  People love that shit!"

2.  Convincing school board officials to make kids read his shit.

3.  Keeping Joyce Kilmer alive long enough to do his damage, then popping him in the head in the trenches in 1918.  Yes, I know she wasn't born yet.  Doesn't matter, with her.

4.  Convincing school board officials to make kids recite his shit.

5.  Busting the arms off Venus so that Zeus would break his dick trying to take advantage of the situation.  Greek Pantheon over.

6.  Iced coffee.

7.  Convincing neckbeards to breed with hipsters.  2030 CE is gonna SUCK.

8.  Lady Gaga's last album.

9.  P!nk turning Scientologist.

10.  Hanson.

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Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress, part III
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 08:51:41 pm »

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Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress, part III
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 11:29:38 pm »
American demanded someone to hate.  Nigeljust made it a band.  Three or four times.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress, part III
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 12:19:06 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”