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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:40:23 AM
That is actually kind of awesome, and SHOULD be a real eye opener going forward


RIGHT?




I SAID, RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. anything.

Revised.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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LMNO


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:48:37 AM
Yes. You've captured the point entirely.

I take this as a victory. For some reason I feel I don't pick up on things as quickly as the rest of you.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:40:23 AM
That is actually kind of awesome, and SHOULD be a real eye opener going forward


RIGHT?




I SAID, RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?

GODDAMMIT I POSTED A LINK THAT SAID THAT YESTERDAY

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 21, 2012, 05:36:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:40:23 AM
That is actually kind of awesome, and SHOULD be a real eye opener going forward


RIGHT?




I SAID, RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?

GODDAMMIT I POSTED A LINK THAT SAID THAT YESTERDAY

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME :(

I heard you.

I was also at work.

Fucking work.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 21, 2012, 06:57:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 21, 2012, 05:36:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:40:23 AM
That is actually kind of awesome, and SHOULD be a real eye opener going forward


RIGHT?




I SAID, RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?

GODDAMMIT I POSTED A LINK THAT SAID THAT YESTERDAY

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME :(

I heard you.

I was also at work.

Fucking work.

LOL, WORK!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 21, 2012, 07:28:17 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 21, 2012, 06:57:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 21, 2012, 05:36:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2012, 03:40:23 AM
That is actually kind of awesome, and SHOULD be a real eye opener going forward


RIGHT?




I SAID, RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?

GODDAMMIT I POSTED A LINK THAT SAID THAT YESTERDAY

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME :(

I heard you.

I was also at work.

Fucking work.

LOL, WORK!

Seriously though, it sucks. I post from my phone when I get coffee, take a piss/shit, out for a smoke or furtively if I think I can. That's why I don't read a lot of in depth threads during the day or post anything poignant. One of those furtives was killed by LMNO's penis holocaust comment, because I literally busted out laughing. The only things I check on my work comp are: news, email, google translate (while I'm listening to Irish language radio and noticing patterns), and what the hell is this weird disease/vitamin/margarine and what number should I say it is.

Overly cautious? Perhaps. I've had coworkers comment on my Facebook stati during standard hours. And while my supervisor is also Discordian, I don't necessarily want it logged. Policy bars any unofficial use, and I get away with news if I have food in front of me.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."