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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 06, 2013, 06:43:14 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 06, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
We kept trying to tell you where you were but you must have eaten quite a few buttons. Kept talking about the gay pride parade. Must have been hallucinating the colors. Maybe you couldnt accept the truth. Boston was destroyed a long ago. Its all arizona now. Dont you remember the sun shining? When did the sun ever shine in new england?

I'm going to sit under my desk for a while, and make little noises.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#16
February 06, 2013, 07:23:26 PM
Twid, please stop telling Roger the truth.  We've worked so hard to ease the transition.

And we just want him to be happy.  Because we love him.



We love him to death.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
February 06, 2013, 07:36:35 PM
Sorry. Its just hard to watch sometimes. Its hard to maintain the illusion that there is a blue and green world just outside of the desert.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
February 06, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 06:03:40 PM
Has anyone been to Arcosanti?

I have.

Also I slept with the former foundry manager for a year.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
February 06, 2013, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:38:49 PM
THEN I MUST DIG!
:lord:

Don't push it. I almost drowned in Tucson.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#20
February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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East Coast Hustle

#21
February 06, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.

Ho ho ho!

You know you just about guaranteed the manner of your demise, right?

NOBODY is immune to the ocean.
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#22
February 06, 2013, 10:34:01 PM
Well its possible that Pent is the love child of Cthulhu and Eris... it would explain a lot.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 06, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
We have two oceans.  One's 2 miles down and millions of years ago, and the other is all around Tucson.  Forever.  If you go too far out "to sea", you just dissolve, and then you have to go see The Undertaker, which is less than pleasant.  It is in fact so unpleasant that nobody in Tucson ever remembers being recycled when they get shot, stabbed, or smashed flat in a car wreck.

He tells bad - I mean REALLY bad - jokes while he stitches you back up, and his breath is a nightmare by itself.

But you get to live forever.  On the other hand, you get to live forever in Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#24
February 06, 2013, 11:54:04 PM
I've kept an eye on your ocean.  Few more Kennedys in it than when you were here last, but it's still good.

Anyways, this is easy.  Just start walking on the beach from here.  Keep the sea on your right, and eventually you'll be there.  If you know where to jump in and swim to your island, anyways.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#25
February 06, 2013, 11:57:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 06, 2013, 11:54:04 PM
Few more Kennedys in it than when you were here last, but it's still good.

:spittake:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#26
February 07, 2013, 01:58:17 AM
I always hear that the polar ice caps are melting and the shoreline is going to change.
Matbe you can get the rest of your ocean back? I'm kind of hoping for beaches in Austin...even if you couldn't go in the water due to toxicity from corexit, Dow Chemical, Houston, Seguin...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#27
February 07, 2013, 08:00:33 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 06, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
I'm immune to drowning. If it was possible it would have happened by now.

Ho ho ho!

You know you just about guaranteed the manner of your demise, right?

NOBODY is immune to the ocean.

Hell yeah. It's kind of a running joke. Of course I'm going to die by drowning. Can't imagine it any other way, tbh.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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