Define "metal".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I love how none of those were on the Ace of Spades album, from which I could reference extensively.

[Junkenstein]

Metal is Lemmy.  Lemmy is metal.  Anything else is judged - harshly - by how far away from Lemmy it may be.

Today's "metal"? 

DO YOU THINK YOU'D EVER HEAR LEMMY SING ABOUT A WIZARD'S DREAM?  FUCK NO, AND HE'D KILL YOU WITH HIS MOLE IF YOU EVER SUGGESTED IT.

Prior to Lemmy, Sabbath sang about wizards and were the inspiration of a lot if not all of metal. Hell their motto was scare the hell out of hippies. Loud, doom, gloom, and heavy as fuck (oh and Satan of course).

Sry I just find motor head to be the one hit wonder of metal. Other than the "Ace of spades" no one under the age of fifty can name another song and for a good reason.

This of course does not make Lemmy less of a Metal God or the poster child for hard and angry. (and mole removal)

Born to Raise Hell
Crazy Like a Fox
Them Not Me
Liar
1916
Year of the Wolf

Also, I'm 31.

From the various motorhead shows I've seen, I'd say the average age of the crowd was late 20-early 30.

The "good reason" no one could name a few songs is that they're not into metal. Abruptum will be visiting you later.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Metal is Lemmy.  Lemmy is metal.  Anything else is judged - harshly - by how far away from Lemmy it may be.

Today's "metal"? 

DO YOU THINK YOU'D EVER HEAR LEMMY SING ABOUT A WIZARD'S DREAM?  FUCK NO, AND HE'D KILL YOU WITH HIS MOLE IF YOU EVER SUGGESTED IT.

Prior to Lemmy, Sabbath sang about wizards and were the inspiration of a lot if not all of metal. Hell their motto was scare the hell out of hippies. Loud, doom, gloom, and heavy as fuck (oh and Satan of course).

Sry I just find motor head to be the one hit wonder of metal. Other than the "Ace of spades" no one under the age of fifty can name another song and for a good reason.

This of course does not make Lemmy less of a Metal God or the poster child for hard and angry. (and mole removal)

Born to Raise Hell
Crazy Like a Fox
Them Not Me
Liar
1916
Year of the Wolf

Also, I'm 31.

From the various motorhead shows I've seen, I'd say the average age of the crowd was late 20-early 30.

The "good reason" no one could name a few songs is that they're not into metal. Abruptum will be visiting you later.

Abruptum's the one with the ill-tempered dwarf, yes?

[Junkenstein]

That's them. It and All, showing the friendly side of corpse paint.

They never got photoshopped anywhere near as much as Immortal. Shame.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

[EK WAFFLR]

I much prefer It and All's side project, Vondur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMp_4vuSzE <---- Dreptu Allur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0y7ZQ0W5k <-----Beitir Hnifar Skera Djupur

VONDUR PLAYS UNTUNED! (it says so in the booklet from  Stridsyfirlysing)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I much prefer It and All's side project, Vondur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMp_4vuSzE <---- Dreptu Allur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0y7ZQ0W5k <-----Beitir Hnifar Skera Djupur

VONDUR PLAYS UNTUNED! (it says so in the booklet from  Stridsyfirlysing)

There's something wrong with my Metal gland. I'm deriving the wrong kind of amusement from this.

[EK WAFFLR]

I much prefer It and All's side project, Vondur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMp_4vuSzE <---- Dreptu Allur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0y7ZQ0W5k <-----Beitir Hnifar Skera Djupur

VONDUR PLAYS UNTUNED! (it says so in the booklet from  Stridsyfirlysing)

There's something wrong with my Metal gland. I'm deriving the wrong kind of amusement from this.

To be fair,  IT and All both have a wonderful sense of humor, as opposed to most black metallers.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I much prefer It and All's side project, Vondur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMp_4vuSzE <---- Dreptu Allur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0y7ZQ0W5k <-----Beitir Hnifar Skera Djupur

VONDUR PLAYS UNTUNED! (it says so in the booklet from  Stridsyfirlysing)

There's something wrong with my Metal gland. I'm deriving the wrong kind of amusement from this.

To be fair,  IT and All both have a wonderful sense of humor, as opposed to most black metallers.

Apparently!

Yeah black metallers are kinda funny in the seriousness. Being evil and unhappy all the time are worthy goals.

[EK WAFFLR]

I much prefer It and All's side project, Vondur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMp_4vuSzE <---- Dreptu Allur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC0y7ZQ0W5k <-----Beitir Hnifar Skera Djupur

VONDUR PLAYS UNTUNED! (it says so in the booklet from  Stridsyfirlysing)

There's something wrong with my Metal gland. I'm deriving the wrong kind of amusement from this.

To be fair,  IT and All both have a wonderful sense of humor, as opposed to most black metallers.

Apparently!

Yeah black metallers are kinda funny in the seriousness. Being evil and unhappy all the time are worthy goals.

Oh, indeed. It's just a shame one has to go to eastern europe to spot the TR00 nowadays.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

What in the blue fuck is this? http://community.hottopic.com/node/5914

[Eater of Clowns]

What in the blue fuck is this? http://community.hottopic.com/node/5914

This article is fucking hysterical.  Bieber's hopeful enthusiasm is juxtaposed against King's disinterested misanthropy SO WELL.  I laughed like a maniac the entire way through.

"I like Slayer," enthuses Bieber, explaining his unexpected choice of openers. "They're awesome!" Though it was released four years before he was even born, Bieber says he counts "Expendable Youth," from 1990's Seasons in the Abyss, as his favorite Slayer tune. "I can really relate to it, because a lot of people think I'm an expendable youth," he says. "Like, they say I'm just a teen idol who won't be popular any more by next year, and that my fans will forget all about me once I've been discarded by the same music industry that's exploited me for every last dollar. But I'm smart, right? And I have real talent, right? Slayer's music helps me remember who I really am!"
     "I don't fuckin' care," shrugs Slayer guitarist Kerry King, when asked if it will be weird playing to arenas full of young pop fans gripped by "Bieber Fever." "I love metal, I love playing metal, and I'll play it in front of a fuckin' Tupperware convention, as long as they pay me and put a Jagermeister machine backstage. Plus, it'll be a good way to warm up for our summer tour, and those 'Big Four' Sonisphere dates in Europe. If this Bieber kid thinks he has balls enough to follow us, good for him."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

What in the blue fuck is this? http://community.hottopic.com/node/5914

This article is fucking hysterical.  Bieber's hopeful enthusiasm is juxtaposed against King's disinterested misanthropy SO WELL.  I laughed like a maniac the entire way through.

"I like Slayer," enthuses Bieber, explaining his unexpected choice of openers. "They're awesome!" Though it was released four years before he was even born, Bieber says he counts "Expendable Youth," from 1990's Seasons in the Abyss, as his favorite Slayer tune. "I can really relate to it, because a lot of people think I'm an expendable youth," he says. "Like, they say I'm just a teen idol who won't be popular any more by next year, and that my fans will forget all about me once I've been discarded by the same music industry that's exploited me for every last dollar. But I'm smart, right? And I have real talent, right? Slayer's music helps me remember who I really am!"
     "I don't fuckin' care," shrugs Slayer guitarist Kerry King, when asked if it will be weird playing to arenas full of young pop fans gripped by "Bieber Fever." "I love metal, I love playing metal, and I'll play it in front of a fuckin' Tupperware convention, as long as they pay me and put a Jagermeister machine backstage. Plus, it'll be a good way to warm up for our summer tour, and those 'Big Four' Sonisphere dates in Europe. If this Bieber kid thinks he has balls enough to follow us, good for him."

They're gonna get him hammered. His ass should be rehabbing mid-tour. 

"Though Bieber has never met King or any of the other members of Slayer, he says he's really looking forward to hanging out with them on this tour and picking their brains for advice. "They've been in the music business almost twice as long as I've been alive," he marvels. "I'm sure they have many helpful tips they can share with me about how to sustain my career."

King, on the other hand, is mostly looking forward to getting hammered with the teen star. "I've got this one shot, 'The Three Wise Men,' that's one-third Jager, one-third Goldschlager, and one-third Rumpel Minze," he chuckles. "I'd like to see what happens when this emo fucker does a couple of those!"

Answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoNmdAQkH8A

[EK WAFFLR]

Article posted on April 1st 2010.

[Salty]

Article posted on April 1st 2010.

STILL HAS THE FUNNAY.