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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 20, 2012, 07:38:57 PM

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AFK

Quote from: Queef Erisson on January 27, 2013, 09:21:59 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on January 27, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
I'm amazed and romance stricken with New Hampshire. It reminds me of Texas if all the baby boomers died, and all their bleeding heart hippie children got their shit together. Socially it's amazing, fiscally it's got it's shit together. I love how they have industrial hemp legalized there.

I've been hearing a lecture about ancient alien theories debunked. So I was away for awhile. Alot of things were new to me on real ancient engineering, and also I have more respect now for the Pre-Inca cultures. The re occurring theme for these monuments is LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

I did not know Egyptians used copper. I thought they used heavy rocks and lots of sand.
I'm starting to think these ancient alien "experts" are closet racists. NON WHITES BUILDING MONUMENTS!!! How dare they use geometry!  Clearly brown people had alien technology. Alot of the experts of the ancient  alien movement are just shitty authors, and hipsters.

I need to post a picture of me angry. SOON!

To us NH is just weird land. Well, as far as I can tell. I won;t speak for other New Englanders. Anyway I loke forward to crushing a few cups. You should bear in mind though, that I have dual citizenship with an EU nation (we're facebook friends now, so you know my last name, take a stab) so, I'm guessing that you're more of a libertarian bent, whereas I am more of a socialist bent.


For Mainers, Vermont is weird land.  New Hampshire is "cheap booze" land.   :lol:
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 27, 2013, 01:24:02 AM
Um... Did ANYONE think that was real? I mean, from THIS place? I thought better of you guys.

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New England's great. I lived in Mass for 13 years. The climate is MUCH more hospitable than Texas. Yeah, it gets cold, but they plow and sand the roads and the apartments are weatherized. In Texas you have two inch gaps under the doors, single pane windows that also have gaps and rotting floors that never get fixed. Get yourself a down coat and some wool socks and head up there.
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Quote from: Queef Erisson on January 27, 2013, 09:21:59 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on January 27, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
I'm amazed and romance stricken with New Hampshire. It reminds me of Texas if all the baby boomers died, and all their bleeding heart hippie children got their shit together. Socially it's amazing, fiscally it's got it's shit together. I love how they have industrial hemp legalized there.

I've been hearing a lecture about ancient alien theories debunked. So I was away for awhile. Alot of things were new to me on real ancient engineering, and also I have more respect now for the Pre-Inca cultures. The re occurring theme for these monuments is LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

I did not know Egyptians used copper. I thought they used heavy rocks and lots of sand.
I'm starting to think these ancient alien "experts" are closet racists. NON WHITES BUILDING MONUMENTS!!! How dare they use geometry!  Clearly brown people had alien technology. Alot of the experts of the ancient  alien movement are just shitty authors, and hipsters.

I need to post a picture of me angry. SOON!

To us NH is just weird land. Well, as far as I can tell. I won;t speak for other New Englanders. Anyway I loke forward to crushing a few cups. You should bear in mind though, that I have dual citizenship with an EU nation (we're facebook friends now, so you know my last name, take a stab) so, I'm guessing that you're more of a libertarian bent, whereas I am more of a socialist bent.

I choose the political/economical ideology that gives people more technology.
My ideal system would be a technological republic that doesn't let people rot on the streets. Other than that have at it. Libertarian as in a true classical liberal then yes. Some of my friends think I'm a closet Green Conservative.

Ben Shapiro

My wife wants to be with her family. So not enough time to go to Manchester. I might go by myself in the summer

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: /b/earman on January 27, 2013, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on January 27, 2013, 09:59:01 AM
Here's the thing bearman. You can move to NH and be damn happy. Won't make a damn bit of difference in the scheme of things. If you want to move to a place that has no sales tax and fairly loose gun laws for the Northeast. then have at it. BUT. You are a Texan. Can you handle New England? It's not for the weak. It IS for the complainers, and be prepared for that and, sort of harsh winters (talk to Canadians and Norwegians here). If you think you can deal with the moderate cold, cool. One of us. If you can't, you might as well live in Los Angeles. If you move here, I am more than happy to visit you or pull you down to Boston from time to time. But be sure that Manchester is what you want.

I love the cold weather!
Snowing in Houston. Yes I'm wearing shorts, and my wife nailed me with a snowball.





Did she scrape snow off a car to make it? Looks like it's (typically) hitting the ground and melting.
Also, your neighborhood looks not bad for Houston. Fondren-ish.

It snowed here a couple of years ago. Somebody managed to make a snowman:

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I think "Snow Victim" would be a more accurate description of that little fella  :lulz:

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Returning to the title of this thread, I'd like to mention that the only music that objectively qualifies as "Metal" is music that, although loud and abrasive, would impress Ludwig von Beethoven with masterful and technical use of melody, harmony, and counterpoint. Also, actual metal uses dissonance only sparingly and doesn't indulge in minutes-long treks into sonic chaos with no discernible patterns or rhythm. Furthermore, real metal is not arranged in verse-chorus-verse structure, but in movement structure, each movement is always (ALWAYS) at least four minutes long, and each "song" consists of no fewer than four movements.

Those are the facts. Your opinions may vary.
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Trivial

Wagner was more metal than Beethovin.  He had an octobass.  Though I guess because he came after you could say thing just got more metal from there.
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AFK

Beethoven was the Blue Cheer of classical music.  Wagner was Black Sabbath.
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You know who also liked Wagner...?

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Trivial

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There are more nipples in the world than people.

Nephew Twiddleton

HITLER THAT'S WHO!!!

Makes sense though. Wagner was an anti-Semitic dick.
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark