Hi Im New

[Phox]

Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.

We wouldn't want a certain coppertop on a disco ball to get indigestion.

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

Welcome, out of curiousity, how did you come across Discordianism.  I think it's helpful for us to have an idea for the different entry points.

I read about it on the internet!

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments?

[AFK]

Sorry, FictionPuss isn't here anymore.

[Eater of Clowns]

Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments?

On purpose or by accident?

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments?

On purpose or by accident?

Definitely on purpose.

Also are there any people here with ties to the content mafia? I'm currently starting work on a KLF-type project,
and I'd rather not deal with the annoying stuff like promotion, if possible.

[Reginald Ret]

I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.

[P3nT4gR4m]

 

[Reginald Ret]

I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.

Hey, it's not called the BLACK Iron Prison for nothing.

/hides

[AFK]

Why would you STOOP so low? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 regret and RWHN -:lulz:

When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

regret and RWHN -:lulz:

Rotary World Help Network?

When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.