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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2012, 04:50:20 am »
We're the patient people. We'll give you fifty posts to smarten up, but chances are by the time that's done with it'll have been enough rope for you to hang yourself with. We never ban. We never delete. We will, in fact, compile the best of your antics in a thread on the front page for everyone to see. Nobody ever gets kicked out here. We see to it that they find the door of their own accord. It's no loss. Sooner or later, someone else will come around with exactly the same tired old schtick, and the cycle can begin all over again.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2012, 04:54:02 am »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2012, 04:55:53 am »
Noob is either AKK or Poptard.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2012, 04:57:40 am »
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2012, 05:00:30 am »
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2012, 05:12:49 am »
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.
Please don't embarrass yourself by deploying a meme. You know I'm more hip with the internets than you.

And I am more hip than both of you.  I'm so fucking hip, I have to keep telling George Clinton to get out of my space.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2012, 10:42:26 am »
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2012, 10:47:06 am »

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2012, 03:38:25 pm »
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.
Hello darion aka gonzo.
The introduction thread has been linked twice in here, it is also stickied. Is this some kind of subtle troll where lots of newbs pretend to be unable to find the intro thread? Could be a fun drinking game: take a shot for every tim someone links you the intro thread.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2012, 04:26:00 pm »
Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

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I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2012, 04:55:05 pm »
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2012, 05:20:25 pm »
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.
Hello darion aka gonzo.
The introduction thread has been linked twice in here, it is also stickied. Is this some kind of subtle troll where lots of newbs pretend to be unable to find the intro thread? Could be a fun drinking game: take a shot for every tim someone links you the intro thread.

Gotta be something like that. Either that or they're too special to read the board or share an intro thread with everyone else.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2012, 05:21:42 pm »
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(

Of course you're an asshole, dear. And a terrible person!
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2012, 07:12:09 pm »
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
No, no, he merely meant to differentiate you from the other asshole from Norway. If he just said "another asshole from Norway", then we would have all thought "Waffles?" (and also, as i recall, Lenin, yes?) But he curtailed that by specifying he meant someone who is not you. Probably your Prime Minister.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2012, 09:17:30 pm »
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
No, no, he merely meant to differentiate you from the other asshole from Norway. If he just said "another asshole from Norway", then we would have all thought "Waffles?" (and also, as i recall, Lenin, yes?) But he curtailed that by specifying he meant someone who is not you. Probably your Prime Minister.

Lenin, and what's that guy's name...the one who always writes stuff but never posts elsewhere.

Sepia.

Also, Waffles, you're too delightful to be an asshole. This doesn't mean you're not permitted to act like one. :lulz:

Also, for the OP, I'm more in favor of skåling than trolling, though I've done the latter here and there.
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