Hi Im New

[EK WAFFLR]

 

I can't say I have noticed any other Norway Spags other than Sepia, Lenin and me.

And apparently, this douche.

[AFK]

Once upon a time we had two or three Finnish spags in these parts. Must be some rule where you guys aren't allowed to be on the same board at the same time.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Reeducation still turns up now and again which makes me happy.

[LMNO]

Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol! 


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

You have no idea where you are right now, do you? 

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?

All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P

Profound? Not in the least. A half-assed answer to a half-assed question, more like.

What was half-assed about my question? There were several ways to interpret the comment. I'd say not only wasn't my question half-assed, I even made an effort outlining several different scenarios making it a fully assed question.

Nah. If you'd been assed to look around this place in any sort of detail, you'd realize the whys and wherefores of that response. And you know, I'm going to give you some honest advice here, because, I think you deserve at least a chance. You've found your way into a very old community. Some of the members here have probably been Discordians since before you were breathing, and some of them were here before this forum was.  There is a distinct bond here, and fully developed culture with its own traditions and customs.

To be blunt, we've been around long enough to have had our fill of iconoclasm for the sake of iconoclasm. We are not impressed by any old anecdote. We have, in fact, seen zanier people than you. We have long record of success in board wars, numerous trolling expeditions and safaris, and more than a few other little trophies on our belts. We're ALL trolls and assholes. We don't really have a whole lot of patience for repeats of past failures, but new ideas are always welcome. We are bitterly divided on a number of issues. We will get pissed off at you over something. We will tear you to pieces until there's nothing left, or until you build a better you. We won't stand for shenanigans, unless their our own, and your mileage may vary. To make a long story short, we are perfectly happy to have you, but only if you check your preconceptions at the door.

Who are we?

The Faggit Patrol!

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

What is your first language? If i may ask.

Norwegian.
And thanks for the warning about the pool.
I'd appreciate it a hell of a lot more ten minutes earlier, but oh well.

[iSPEAKonlyFORthe23]

And apparently, this douche.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol! 


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.

How did I miss this?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol! 


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.

How did I miss this?

I know, it should really be in the newsfeed.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?

Seriously. Yet, like gun restrictions in America, I doubt it would serve the purpose.

[Dildo Argentino]

Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

You'd be the expert on that subject, eh?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

What's all this?

Oh.


More disappointment. 

Wake me up if it does something funny.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?

Seriously. Yet, like gun restrictions in America, I doubt it would serve the purpose.

It'd make me laugh the first couple of times. Purpose enough for me.