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Started by Juana, January 02, 2013, 09:33:58 AM

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LMNO

Liquid Sky

QuoteInvisible aliens in a tiny flying saucer come to Earth looking for heroin. They land on top of a New York apartment inhabited by a drug dealer and her female, androgynous, bisexual nymphomaniac lover, a fashion model. The aliens soon find the human pheromones created in the brain during orgasm preferable to heroin, and the model's casual sex partners begin to disappear.

Lenin McCarthy

Kitchen Stories.

Very subtle weirdness.

QuoteIn post-war Sweden it was discovered that every year, an average housewife walks the equivalent number of miles as the distance between Stockholm and Congo, while preparing her family meals. So the Home Research Institute sent out eighteen observers to a rural district of Norway to map out the kitchen routines of single men. The researchers were on twenty-four-hour call, and sat in special strategically placed chairs in each kitchen. Furthermore, under no circumstances were the researchers to be spoken to, or included in the kitchen activities.

Juana

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
Liquid Sky

QuoteInvisible aliens in a tiny flying saucer come to Earth looking for heroin. They land on top of a New York apartment inhabited by a drug dealer and her female, androgynous, bisexual nymphomaniac lover, a fashion model. The aliens soon find the human pheromones created in the brain during orgasm preferable to heroin, and the model's casual sex partners begin to disappear.
Wat. :lulz:

Thanks, guys!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Telarus

City of Lost Children
Forbidden Planet
The Last Lovecraft
Time Bandits
Paprika
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

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Pergamos

Pink Floyd's the Wall is pretty brain fucking

Fellini's satyricon made me feel like I was on acid watching it.

Dildo Argentino

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

dontblameyoko

I 2nd whoever said The Holy Mountain
also
Morozko AKA Jack Frost
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
Liquid Sky

QuoteInvisible aliens in a tiny flying saucer come to Earth looking for heroin. They land on top of a New York apartment inhabited by a drug dealer and her female, androgynous, bisexual nymphomaniac lover, a fashion model. The aliens soon find the human pheromones created in the brain during orgasm preferable to heroin, and the model's casual sex partners begin to disappear.

That's actually worth searching out.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2013, 01:36:54 AM
Rubber

It's about a murderous sentient tire.
Excellent suggestion! Thoroughly enjoyed this one.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

Not really a movie, but the Dogville shorts. They made nine of them from 1929 to 1931. The directors went on to do The Three Stooges.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Juana Go? on January 26, 2013, 08:30:34 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2013, 01:36:54 AM
Rubber

It's about a murderous sentient tire.
Excellent suggestion! Thoroughly enjoyed this one.

It's surprisingly good!  The Greek style chorus was probably my favorite part.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain


Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#44
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Space Zombie Bingo
Catnapped! (Totsuzen! Neko no Kuni Banipal Witt)
Dune
The Day Time Ended
Rubber
Pom Poko
Arise: The SubGenius Video
Let's Visit the World of the Future
FDR: American Badass
Helen Keller Vs. The Night Wolves
Postal
Dick: The Devil Dared Them To
Jackass 2.5
The Star Wars holiday special
2001: A Space Travesty
2001: A Space Odyssey
Top Secret
Manos: The Hands of Fate
L'Age d'Or
Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom
The Bloody Pit of Horror/The Crimson Executioner/Il Boia Scarlotto
The 5000 Fingers of Doctor T
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Wiz
UHF
The Year Without A Santa Claus
Super Mario Brothers
Forbidden Planet
Army of Darkness
Greaser's Palace
Big Trouble In Little China
Dudes and Dragons
Curse of the Dragonslayer
The Dunwich Horror
Castle Freak
From Beyond
Virtual Nightmare
Cube
Cube 2: Hypercube
House 2: The Second Story
Starcrash
Casino Royale (The 1967 version with Peter Sellers and Woddy Allen)
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Rogue One
Surf Ninjas
The Man With The Screaming Brain
Bam Margera Presents Where The Fuck Is Santa Claus
Yellow Submarine
Kung-Fu Hustle
Paint You Wagon
Cowboys Vs. Aliens
Escaflowne
Rendezvous With RagNaRok
Phallus In Wonderland (surprisingly not a porno, even thougn the entire plot revolves around penises. It follows a violent space barbarian rock star whose telepathic penis is stolen by censors. And it's a musical. Written by and starring the thrash metal band GWAR.)
Soldier Jack: The Man Who Caught Death In A Sack
the original Power Rangers movie
Meteor Man
Mystery Men
Constantine
Attack of the Giant Leeches
Battlefield Earth
Night of the Lepus
Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers
Futurama 2: The Beast With A Billion Backs
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist
Day of the Dolphin
Masters of the Universe
The Golden Child
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


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