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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 08:00:23 pm »
Heh.

Nope, nothing wrong here. Just some safety conscious educators, teach American kids how to be Right and Good.

It's just chip, maybe they could just put it in the shoulder of each kid. That way they can't refuse.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 10:23:44 pm »
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckuf....... :crankey:
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 10:32:47 pm »
Not one mention of the MArk of the Beast?

The news is going downhill.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 12:30:43 am »
For a really great picture of the future in the direction we're headed in, read David Marusek.  :lol:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 12:41:18 am »
Because recording the students who enter after the bell is so difficult as to warrant introducing a tracking system?

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 12:48:38 am »
Because recording the students who enter after the bell is so difficult as to warrant introducing a tracking system?

It puts the RFID chip on the student or it loses $1.7 million a year!
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 01:30:59 am »
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Texas law counts a student present for purposes of distributing state aid to education funds based on the number of pupils in the classroom at the start of the day. Northside said it was losing $1.7 million a year due to students loitering in the stairwells or chatting in the hallways.

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"What we have found, they are there, they're in the building and not in their chairs," Gonzalez said. "If they are on campus, we can legally count them present."

Why can't you count the students and add to that the number of students who turn up late?

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“Because budgets are tied to average daily attendance, schools lose cash—as much as $175,000 a day—if students aren’t in their seats when homerooms do roll call in the morning. However, if the student is on campus, they’re technically present,” states the website ChipFreeSchools.com.
That's a stupid system. "You only get funding for students who are in their seats when you do roll call but you can also get funding for students who are not in their seats if you want."


Not one mention of the MArk of the Beast?

The news is going downhill.
Quote from: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/texas-school-districts-rfid-tracking-of-students-goes-to-court/
The tagging resembled the "mark of the beast,"  as Hernandez and her father told Info Wars in an interview on October 3.

Also WUT.
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The school had offered a compromise—a badge without an RFID chip. But when the Hernandez family declined
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 01:51:43 am »
More like "You can also get funding for the kids who are not in their seats if you contract with this company that manufactures RFID scanning systems which most of us making the decision-making are investors in, which is of course totally not at all in any way influencing this option."
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 01:52:39 am »
It seems like the Hernandez family might be a little outside of their bounds of reason, by declining any form of ID, though.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2013, 01:57:22 am »
It seems like the Hernandez family might be a little outside of their bounds of reason, by declining any form of ID, though.

I'm getting mixed messages on that one. One article says they declined the non-RFID compromise, another said Andrea was already wearing an old ID badge without the chip in protest.

More like "You can also get funding for the kids who are not in their seats if you contract with this company that manufactures RFID scanning systems which most of us making the decision-making are investors in, which is of course totally not at all in any way influencing this option."
Also this.

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 02:05:19 am »
More like "You can also get funding for the kids who are not in their seats if you contract with this company that manufactures RFID scanning systems which most of us making the decision-making are investors in, which is of course totally not at all in any way influencing this option."

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2013, 03:31:32 am »
Some propaganda drops on RFID jamming may be in order for this area...
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2013, 01:52:38 pm »
Some propaganda drops on RFID jamming may be in order for this area...

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 03:02:19 pm »
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The software works only within the walls of the school building, cannot track the movements of students, and does not allow students to be monitored by third parties, Gonzalez said.

Of course it does.
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