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Spot the creepy
« on: January 15, 2013, 03:42:52 pm »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4742299/Girl-called-Jennifer-Lopez-gets-boost-to-bum-and-boobs.html

Yes, it's the sun. It's ALL creepy, but in this "article" there's some crackers.

The stand out for me was this:

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Jennifer’s surgery at 15 saw her boobs increase two cup sizes to a 36C. Fat removed from her body was pumped into her buttocks. Karen started at 14 with a £2,000 nose job. That was followed by a boob job a year later.
She said: “I had a 21-year-old boyfriend but I was really skinny with tiny boobs.
“All his ex-girlfriends had big boobs so I felt really insecure. It took me months to persuade my mum but eventually she let me.”

Yes, That does appear to be The Sun (Who above all remember, remind us that paedophiles must be hung drawn and quatered on live TV) endorsing a 14/15 year old to have plastic surgery to please someone at least 6 years senior.

The flip-flop at the end also amuses me.






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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 03:45:07 pm »
Yeah, people were getting surgery to get someone else's ass (usually J-Lo's) 8 years ago, and it was reprehensible then.

I have to ask, in this case, WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER PARENTS?
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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 03:45:37 pm »
Paying for the surgery and flights.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 03:58:45 pm »
Paying for the surgery and flights.

Look, we pay GOOD MONEY to maintain a nuclear arsenal, and if we're not going to USE IT when shit like this happens, then I have to question the wisdom of those expenditures.
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 04:24:08 pm »
DUDE

All his ex-girlfriends had big boobs BECAUSE THEY HAD PASSED PUBERTY.

JESUS FUCK.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 04:25:35 pm »
DUDE

All his ex-girlfriends had big boobs BECAUSE THEY HAD PASSED PUBERTY.

JESUS FUCK.

Extreme body modification for non-medical reasons at age 15, so her statuatory-rapey BF can have bigger T&A to play with.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO LAUGH UNTIL YOUR GALL BLADDER FLIES OUT OF YOUR ASS?  HAW HAW HAW!
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 04:34:50 pm »
I am still struggling to understand why the local police are not having a little chat with this boyfriend after all the Savile & Co shit that's gone on for the past few months.

Talk about low hanging fruit.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 04:36:01 pm »
I am still struggling to understand why the local police are not having a little chat with this boyfriend after all the Savile & Co shit that's gone on for the past few months.

Talk about low hanging fruit.

SORRY.  TOO BUSY MACING PEOPLE TO DEATH IN CHELSEA.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 04:38:19 pm »
DUDE

All his ex-girlfriends had big boobs BECAUSE THEY HAD PASSED PUBERTY.

JESUS FUCK.

Extreme body modification for non-medical reasons at age 15, so her statuatory-rapey BF can have bigger T&A to play with.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO LAUGH UNTIL YOUR GALL BLADDER FLIES OUT OF YOUR ASS?  HAW HAW HAW!

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 05:05:04 pm »
Well, I for one am glad this international criminal enterprise traditional company of moral values is taking such a stand.

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Re: Spot the creepy
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 05:33:24 pm »
I am still struggling to understand why the local police are not having a little chat with this boyfriend after all the Savile & Co shit that's gone on for the past few months.

Talk about low hanging fruit.

Because my-little-boob-job never made a complaint?
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2013, 05:43:36 pm »
Complaint or no, it's pretty much irrelevant.

Complaint or no, it's still statutory rape (Allegedly. Probably. I struggle to find childish innocence in either.)


Just saying, this guy really should be interviewed. In my experience if someone is willing to go this low (age wise) once, they've probably done it before, repeatedly, and will continue until caught.
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 05:46:18 pm »
Meanwhile, back in the real world, just because it's illegal doesn't mean anyone is getting done for it. Who's going to prove (or even allege) they had sex for one thing?
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2013, 05:57:58 pm »
I struggle to find childish innocence in either.

And there's a reason for that, and that reason is that shit like this is permitted to continue.

Hard to be innocent in that environment, right?  Mom condones anything, allows anything.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2013, 06:03:55 pm »
So I have spotted the creepy.  At least the root cause.

The mom.
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