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Started by AFK, January 20, 2013, 12:56:35 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#765
March 20, 2013, 01:54:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 20, 2013, 10:48:03 AM
No, clearly they are cowardly sacks of shit.

how are they cowardly for dropping a part of the legislation pack that they know for certain would resign it to the dustbin?

The Good Reverend Roger

#766
March 20, 2013, 01:55:16 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 20, 2013, 01:54:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 20, 2013, 10:48:03 AM
No, clearly they are cowardly sacks of shit.

how are they cowardly for dropping a part of the legislation pack that they know for certain would resign it to the dustbin?

Dramatic, Quixotic gestures save lives.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#767
March 20, 2013, 01:56:37 PM
Nevermind, of course, the fact that assault weapons aren't the problem.

Neither are pistols, shotguns, bazookas, flamethrowers, muskets or even derringers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#768
March 20, 2013, 03:22:51 PM
Homicidal Americans?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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AFK

#769
March 20, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
Born and raised in a permissive gun culture?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#770
March 20, 2013, 03:29:54 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 20, 2013, 01:54:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 20, 2013, 10:48:03 AM
No, clearly they are cowardly sacks of shit.

how are they cowardly for dropping a part of the legislation pack that they know for certain would resign it to the dustbin?


I have no reason to believe it was ever a serious consideration and wasn't solely to placate their dimwitted and gullible electorate.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#771
March 20, 2013, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 20, 2013, 03:22:51 PM
Homicidal Americans?

YOU fuckers dumped all of your DAMAGE CASES in ONE PLACE for 400 years, and then you FUCKED OFF and left us UNATTENDED for 220 years.

What the fuck did you THINK was gonna happen?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#772
March 20, 2013, 03:33:56 PM
Australia?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#773
March 20, 2013, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 20, 2013, 03:33:56 PM
Australia?

That's where you sent thieves.

What did you send HERE?  Oh, yeah, Oliver Cromwell's pals, and everyone else who objected to not being able to kill people who didn't follow their sect's religious/social rules.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#774
March 20, 2013, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2013, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 20, 2013, 03:33:56 PM
Australia?

That's where you sent thieves.

What did you send HERE?  Oh, yeah, Oliver Cromwell's pals, and everyone else who objected to not being able to kill people who didn't follow their sect's religious/social rules.

But RWHN says we're "permissive".  :lulz:
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Faust

#775
March 20, 2013, 04:02:43 PM
Wait a minute I think I finally figured this out, lets see if I get rich:

Criminals also having guns gives them an unfair advantage over law abiding citizens.

People have the right to defend themselves, as your senator I will be lobbying to allow all decent, upstanding citizens who love amarica access to nerve gas and weaponised biological pathogens.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#776
March 20, 2013, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 20, 2013, 04:02:43 PM
Wait a minute I think I finally figured this out, lets see if I get rich:

Criminals also having guns gives them an unfair advantage over law abiding citizens.

People have the right to defend themselves, as your senator I will be lobbying to allow all decent, upstanding citizens who love amarica access to nerve gas and weaponised biological pathogens.

SHIT YEAH.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#777
March 20, 2013, 04:27:38 PM
I like an outside set of eyes on the problem, just as with any problem, but appeal to ridicule arguments are precisely why the teabagger crowd gets so much traction with the "stay out of our fucking business" meme.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#778
March 20, 2013, 04:32:00 PM
Wait a minute I think I finally figured this out, lets see if I get rich:

Criminals also having guns gives them an unfair advantage over law abiding citizens.

People have the right to defend themselves, as your senator I will be lobbying to allow all decent, upstanding citizens who love amarica access to nerve gas and weaponised biological pathogens.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#779
March 20, 2013, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 20, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
Born and raised in a permissive gun culture?

I like permissive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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