You want to feel a little bit better about people?

[Suu]

Wait... Isn't that considered typical Florida driving?  They were just trying to make you feel at home.

A Rhode Island driver would NEVER use a turn signal.

Fixed. Florida is more of a flip-of-a-coin deal.

Shit, when we were down there, Navyguy was talking about how goddamn COURTEOUS Florida drivers were compared to the Connecticunts, RItards, and Massholes.

...They're like team names. Really.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait... Isn't that considered typical Florida driving?  They were just trying to make you feel at home.

A Rhode Island driver would NEVER use a turn signal.

Fixed. Florida is more of a flip-of-a-coin deal.

Shit, when we were down there, Navyguy was talking about how goddamn COURTEOUS Florida drivers were compared to the Connecticunts, RItards, and Massholes.

...They're like team names. Really.

I could see myself chanting "lets go massholes!" :clap clap clapclapclap:

[Luna]

Our national food is haggis. It's a cultural thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Or survive one.

Funny you'd mention, I had a haggis last weekend.  It was actually very tasty.

[AFK]

Wait... Isn't that considered typical Florida driving?  They were just trying to make you feel at home.

A Rhode Island driver would NEVER use a turn signal.

Fixed. Florida is more of a flip-of-a-coin deal.

Shit, when we were down there, Navyguy was talking about how goddamn COURTEOUS Florida drivers were compared to the Connecticunts, RItards, and Massholes.

...They're like team names. Really.

I could see myself chanting "lets go massholes!" :clap clap clapclapclap:

Isn't that what they do before a Dropkick Murphy's show? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait... Isn't that considered typical Florida driving?  They were just trying to make you feel at home.

A Rhode Island driver would NEVER use a turn signal.

Fixed. Florida is more of a flip-of-a-coin deal.

Shit, when we were down there, Navyguy was talking about how goddamn COURTEOUS Florida drivers were compared to the Connecticunts, RItards, and Massholes.

...They're like team names. Really.

I could see myself chanting "lets go massholes!" :clap clap clapclapclap:

Isn't that what they do before a Dropkick Murphy's show?

I wouldn't know.

Twid,
for once actually breaking the stereotype

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Really when I think of the rhythm of that chant, the words are usually "Iron Maiden" and occasionally "Let's go Red Sox"

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Tell me more of this french fry place

It's called Saus
33 Union St

They've got waffles too. Fuck yeah fries and waffles.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Our national food is haggis. It's a cultural thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Or survive one.

Funny you'd mention, I had a haggis last weekend.  It was actually very tasty.

I see two possibilities.

1) It was faux-haggis, with all of the ingredients substituted with food-based equivalents

2) You are tainted with scottish DNA which allows you to metabolise the deadly haggis particles

The most reliable way to find out for sure by downing a couple of litres of pure ethanol over a 5 minute period. If you start hallucinating a split second before you lose consciousness and have to be rushed to A&E in a last ditch attempt to save your eyesight  then option 1 is a safe bet. if, however, you immediately start threatening to fight with bystanders unless they bring you more, "RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!" then there's a good chance there's some scot in you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Our national food is haggis. It's a cultural thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Or survive one.

Funny you'd mention, I had a haggis last weekend.  It was actually very tasty.

I see two possibilities.

1) It was faux-haggis, with all of the ingredients substituted with food-based equivalents

2) You are tainted with scottish DNA which allows you to metabolise the deadly haggis particles

The most reliable way to find out for sure by downing a couple of litres of pure ethanol over a 5 minute period. If you start hallucinating a split second before you lose consciousness and have to be rushed to A&E in a last ditch attempt to save your eyesight  then option 1 is a safe bet. if, however, you immediately start threatening to fight with bystanders unless they bring you more, "RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!" then there's a good chance there's some scot in you.

My first tip-off that there was something screwy with my gene pool was when I tried haggis and liked it.

[P3nT4gR4m]

My first tip-off that there was something screwy with my gene pool was when I tried haggis and liked it my alimentary canal didn't turn inside out.

foxed that fir you

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Tell me more of this french fry place

It's called Saus
33 Union St

They've got waffles too. Fuck yeah fries and waffles.

Short walk from Haymarket. Guess what's three stops away on the train? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My first tip-off that there was something screwy with my gene pool was when I tried haggis and liked it my alimentary canal didn't turn inside out.

foxed that fir you

I like to describe haggis as "sheep without the meat." One of these days I will try it (I am a bit Scottish- equal to to the portion that is German). I don't expect to enjoy it. Maybe I will though. I am quite fond of black pudding which is just as disgusting sounding when you find out what it is.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My first tip-off that there was something screwy with my gene pool was when I tried haggis and liked it my alimentary canal didn't turn inside out.

foxed that fir you

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Our national food is haggis. It's a cultural thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand. Or survive one.

Funny you'd mention, I had a haggis last weekend.  It was actually very tasty.

I see two possibilities.

1) It was faux-haggis, with all of the ingredients substituted with food-based equivalents

2) You are tainted with scottish DNA which allows you to metabolise the deadly haggis particles

The most reliable way to find out for sure by downing a couple of litres of pure ethanol over a 5 minute period. If you start hallucinating a split second before you lose consciousness and have to be rushed to A&E in a last ditch attempt to save your eyesight  then option 1 is a safe bet. if, however, you immediately start threatening to fight with bystanders unless they bring you more, "RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!" then there's a good chance there's some scot in you.

I love haggis. i occasionally have a little Scottish in me