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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 06:05:28 pm »
That last one. :lulz:
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 06:06:01 pm »
I like the dowsing guy by the keg.  :lulz:
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2013, 06:07:23 pm »
Why aren't those t-shirts?
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2013, 06:09:20 pm »
I think they are.  Check the main link.

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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2013, 06:10:01 pm »

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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2013, 06:33:24 pm »
Can't see.   :sad:
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 06:42:14 pm »
Dammit. Just ordered the turtle one.

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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 06:45:46 pm »
Yeah, I thought they were good until I got to the last one, then I busted out laughing.
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 06:45:55 pm »
Nope.

I'll check it out tonight.
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 09:20:25 pm »
I've never seen those before either, I love them!
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 09:23:41 pm »
I NEED ONE OF THESE.

Shit, which one do I pick?!
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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 10:24:04 pm »

WANT.

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Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 02:34:51 am »
I'm leaning more and more towards the Lizard Queen.  :lol:
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