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So, after 3 years, I finally needed to change my sleeping pills.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 29, 2013, 07:29:09 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
January 30, 2013, 04:25:22 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 09:39:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2013, 09:23:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 09:16:46 PM
I have four papers on neuroplasticity and melodic intonation therapy in treatment of Broca's aphasia that I need to turn into one cited five-page explanation sometime before six o clock.

I super don't even fucking care anynore.

Well, you DID say you were gonna overdo it this term.

Another reason to punch my past self in the face. STUPID OVERACHEIVER, KNOCK IT OFF!

Also it occurred to me that I'm stressing the citations and getting everything just right, and FFS there is no way my instructor is going to look up these articles and read the cited page to make sure my paraphrase captures the original meaning. Not when each one is 20 pages of this:
QuoteModulation of excitability in the dominant motor cortex significantly affected performance for the contra-lateral and ipsi-lateral hands, whereas modulating excitability in the non- dominant motor cortex only had a significant impact for the contra-lateral hand (83).

Fuck, I can probably say just about anything I want and as long as it's comprehensible, it'll be fine.

The one side benefit of having the job I have now is not proofreading that sort of thing and making sure that it is grammatically correct.
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LMNO

#31
January 30, 2013, 04:33:25 PM
Would it be possible to cite the Post Modern Essay Generator?

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
January 30, 2013, 04:38:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 30, 2013, 04:33:25 PM
Would it be possible to cite the Post Modern Essay Generator?

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

:lulz: That was awesome!

I finished my paper & I was tempted to post it here, and then I realized that it's a bit of a dick move to ask you guys to read a paper entitled "A Brief Exploration Into Neuroplasticity: Melodic Intonation Therapy For Broca's Aphasia" no matter how interesting I tried to make it.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
January 30, 2013, 04:40:31 PM
Even though I did quote the Bible at the end.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#34
January 30, 2013, 04:48:05 PM
Well played!

Reginald Ret

#35
January 30, 2013, 09:27:10 PM
I would try to read it.
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#36
January 30, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
Cool... I'll post it tomorrow after I turn it in.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
January 31, 2013, 12:37:36 AM
New-style pills had some side effects.  Took the day off, on account of PILLZ HERE1.  No LOBB today, sorry, will try to get 2 chapters out tomorrow.  Going back to old pills for the time being.





1 Well, it's either the pills, or I really AM being harrassed by Aztec Gods.  Which seems unlikely...If I WAS, I think I'd KNOW it.
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Freeky

#38
January 31, 2013, 01:44:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
Cool... I'll post it tomorrow after I turn it in.
Use caution with that.  There may end up being some sort of FUBAR in which yoi are accused of plagiarizing your paper.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
January 31, 2013, 06:15:30 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on January 31, 2013, 01:44:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
Cool... I'll post it tomorrow after I turn it in.
Use caution with that.  There may end up being some sort of FUBAR in which yoi are accused of plagiarizing your paper.

Unlikely if I post it after I turn it in. Time date stamp.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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