Big Goose

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More bijijoo goodness. What the shit

http://biggoose.org/

[Elder Iptuous]

hah...
that's awrsome!   

[Telarus]

http://biggoose.org/sightings/

January 2013, Oregon
Submitted by: Zachary D. Spier Esq. Attorney at Law
What was seen, heard or found? I heard a noise behind me. It was a combination of flapping and honking. Very loud honking. But it was night, and the clouds were low. If the moon was out I certainly was not able to see it. Anyway. I was startled. By the noise, by the flapping. The honking was frightening. At least I think it was honking. Some kind of horn or possibly a Big Goose. The honking kept on honking until I stepped out of the road. There was also a smell, like of nature and the water.
When did this incident occur? January 5, 2013. Winter.
Where did it occur? This was in Cowlitz County, Washington. State Highway 411, one of the ones with the signs that have the George Washington Heads. Not sure the milepost. I was startled and terrified by the events that I witnessed. This was near the Columbia River but not on the bank or anything.
What was the environment like? I think I was on or near a road. There was ample farmland around. A bend in the Columbia river, close to that. There were some trees but I would not say a forest. There was not a beach on the river or any sign of a beaver or otterdam. Almost due west of Mount St. Helens, or maybe it was a fire in the hills that I saw. And I am not sure I was exactly west of it. I was startled at the time and could not quite get my bearings.
Who was present during the incident? I was the only one present but I think some cars might have been driving by.
Additional relevent info? When I awoke I found a very large and very odd feather. But then I lost it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This gets better and better. Love the Wikipedia look. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

I might need to submit a sighting.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

More bijijoo goodness. What the shit

http://biggoose.org/

Your friend is a fucking GENIUS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More bijijoo goodness. What the shit

http://biggoose.org/

Your friend is a fucking GENIUS.

I know! He's amazingly awesome.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Annnnd accepting sighting submissions! I'll have to fill one out after class. 

http://biggoose.org/submit/

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Annnnd accepting sighting submissions! I'll have to fill one out after class. 

http://biggoose.org/submit/

Report filed:

We don't have Big Geese in Arizona, on account of it's a desert.  This, to me, is a violation of my White American Privilege™, and I DEMAND that something be done about it.  Do you SERIOUSLY want half of Tucson showing up at your organization's office, riding Rascal scooters and sporting "angry town hall face"?  I ask you.  Arizona is known for collosal levels of unreasonable butthurt, and we are constantly looking for places to unload it.  So get with the bigass goose.  Oh, and send some of those Sasquatches down too, while you're at it.  We're feeling a bit frisky, and all of our women have meth face.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

May 1986, Washington
Submitted by: Stella Waldvogel
What was seen, heard or found? A whooshing sound and very loud noises like trees snapping.
When did this incident occur? May, 1986.
Where did it occur? Outside Yakima, Washington. I'm not very familiar with the area, I was up there visiting and we went in the woods someplace to party.
What was the environment like? It was past some cherry orchards... a wooded area, I remember we had to walk a good way to get there. We passed some old railroad tracks and what looked like an abandoned hobo camp.
Who was present during the incident? Myself, Debbie Greene, Randy (her husband at the time), a big tall guy we used to call "Tiny", and three others whose names I don't recall anymore.
Additional relevent info? We ran like hell that night. We went back the next day and none of the trees were broken, but there were triangular footprints...they had to be seven feet long, Tiny laid across one and it was longer than he was tall (he's 6'6").

I followed the template...but I like this MUCH better:

Annnnd accepting sighting submissions! I'll have to fill one out after class. 

http://biggoose.org/submit/

Report filed:

We don't have Big Geese in Arizona, on account of it's a desert.  This, to me, is a violation of my White American Privilege™, and I DEMAND that something be done about it.  Do you SERIOUSLY want half of Tucson showing up at your organization's office, riding Rascal scooters and sporting "angry town hall face"?  I ask you.  Arizona is known for collosal levels of unreasonable butthurt, and we are constantly looking for places to unload it.  So get with the bigass goose.  Oh, and send some of those Sasquatches down too, while you're at it.  We're feeling a bit frisky, and all of our women have meth face.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Mine didn't get posted. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It seems to take awhile for him to check in, I wrote mine last night. Hopefully soon.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mine isn't posted yet either, so it's probably that he doesn't check it from work.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I trust Bijijoo's judgement, I think it will show up.
Otherwise I'll has teh sad.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It will totally show up. I know him, and if he doesn't post it in "sightings" he'll find some other way to include it.