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Started by Trivial, February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

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Trivial

It's supposed to be very professional.

Yet for some reason my team members feel the need to share happenings in the restroom as if I'm missing out.

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Salty

Aw man, I worked for a giant corporation for two years and I have never heated the kind of disgusting talk and horrible bathroom happenings of 30 stressed out, drunken, overpaid, under educated mutants I have ever met.

I miss them so much sometimes.
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Trivial

This isn't the only incident or even near the worst.  There was a time when someone wrote with poo.

The email from management was awesomely vague and angry.   I should dig it up.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I once was certain that someone was vagazzling in the bathroom at the bank cause there was clitter all over the floor.

No poop graffiti though

Don Coyote

VAJAZZLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trivial

Clitter is an awesome word.  I think I'l work it into a sentence at work. 

Vagazzling I think has already been brought up.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Eater of Clowns

Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.
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My corporate cohorts are pretty good about NOT doing that.  OF course, this is now jinxed, I'll tell you all if anything happens tomorrow.  With my luck we'll get some clandestine asshole leaving shit-swastikas
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:40:51 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.

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Rev Thwack

Some of us are well enough behaved to not poop in a urinal... we poop in an empty soda cup which we leave floating in the toilet, sometimes after writing "S.S. Fecalstein" on the side in sharpie.


BTW: Did you know that if you take a straw, make a slit up the side of the wrapper while leaving the top & bottom 1/4" whole, then push the bottom of the wrapper up the straw about 3/4 the way, you've actually made a passable looking sail?
My balls itch...

Junkenstein

Some of us just like throwing mars bars into public pools.
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Cain

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 01, 2013, 03:40:07 AM
Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.

Still, that doesn't excuse your co-workers.