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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 31, 2013, 09:59:32 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

...the only thing that keeps me from being hopelessly lonely is knowing that I'm the only conscious person in a world full of sheep, just like everybody else.


(nods to xkcd)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

...the only thing that keeps me from being hopelessly lonely is the voices in my head.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

The only thing that keeps me from keeping lonely is, uh, nothing.

On the plus side, I can take pride in my superior hand-eye coordination and problem solving skills under pressure.  I am homo sapiens superior.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

The only thing that keeps me from being lonely is that I would rather be alone, 85% of the time.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

The only thing that keeps me from being appallingly, untenably lonely is

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

OH GOOD, NOW IT'S THE EMO THREAD.

We're all unique and special snowflakes, just like everyone else.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.


I saw an internship opportunity that has an opening in Tuscon. There were other locations, but Tuscon was the most attractive because the other places were in, like, Kentucky and Alabama.

Apparently one of Tuscon's tricks is to hang out with friends that are uglier than it.

Freeky

Emo thread = Snarky, dismissive, superiority complex OP.

Richter

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.

I consider this the dual blessing of reliable backup AND a target rich environment.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 02, 2013, 09:10:34 PM
Emo thread = Snarky, dismissive, superiority complex OP.

WTF it is wrong with you? When did you turn into "EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT ME ME ME"?

Fuck off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2013, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.


I saw an internship opportunity that has an opening in Tuscon. There were other locations, but Tuscon was the most attractive because the other places were in, like, Kentucky and Alabama.

Apparently one of Tuscon's tricks is to hang out with friends that are uglier than it.

Oddly enough, I saw a job opening in Tuscon as well. And the other possible locations for that job were Alabama and Arkansas.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.

I'd be terrified, except for the fact that I'm still too close to Seguin for comfort.

What keeps me from being lonely is FUCKING WITH PEOPLE.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2013, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What keeps me from being lonely is the sure & certain knowledge that one day, sooner or later, all of you will be here in Tucson with me.  Forever.


I saw an internship opportunity that has an opening in Tuscon. There were other locations, but Tuscon was the most attractive because the other places were in, like, Kentucky and Alabama.

Apparently one of Tuscon's tricks is to hang out with friends that are uglier than it.

PLEASE COME TO TUCSON AND LIVE FOREVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.