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Started by GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327, February 02, 2013, 10:10:06 AM

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"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

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Gonna warn you one last time.

If you're just here to sell shit, you're gone.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

QUIT SPAMMING, GAVRIEL.

It's not endearing you to anyone and it's not going to sell any of your crap.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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So Gavvy, you going to produce some actual content here or try to hawk merch?
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Salty

#6
HEY FUCKASS: we are not your posse. We are barely our own. Nobody wants your garbage here. Fuck off.

I should amend that. Maybe some do. I don't. And I will take your threads as a the Customer Service Center they are and make, um, complaints any chance I get.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Quote from: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 03, 2013, 04:51:59 AM
Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I heard once that if you have to do your own advertising, the product can't be that great.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 03, 2013, 05:02:44 AM
Quote from: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 03, 2013, 04:51:59 AM
Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I heard once that if you have to do your own advertising, the product can't be that great.

:mittens:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

Quote from: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 03, 2013, 04:51:59 AM
Out of the hundred jerk offs selling things on CafePress...
...only one of them continuously shows up to pitch sales.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 03, 2013, 04:51:59 AM
Out of the hundred jerk offs selling things on CafePress you cats have nothing better to do that diss a single set of well made buttons from me?

Just what is the point of harassing me at every opportunity? It doesnt make for an inviting community of free- thinkers when some of the very people running this Forum spew baseless assertions and their own brand of Discordian Dogmatic bullshit.

Its like going to a bar and the bouncer tries to start a fight with you on the way in.

Every one of us is a Pope and anything any one of us does of commits to is just as valid as anyone elses efforts.

These buttons are my effort, and some butthurt alpha-troll farts in the wind are all you fools have got to offer the world?

GFYS, you cant take the shine off my caddy and you cant stop this awesome sauce!

:evil:

Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I don't see a hundred Cafe press jerkoffs spamming this forum and refusing to participate other than posting ads.

Just you.

And now you're bragging about having sex... Um, OK. Good for you, you're a sexually reproducing organism. Clapclapclapclap.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Yeah, if you want to contribute to this place in a way that may garner more friendly reception (psst, we totally give each other money and shit for art, graphic design, etc) than share with us something about Discordia that truly matters to you.

Like the weather, the state of your reproductive organs, the minutiae of your life.

OR maybe actually read the PAGES AND PAGES of great shit that is 100% free to your ungrateful ass.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

FWIW, I like the design you made. A lot.

But I don't like your bullshit.

ETA: OK, not a lot. They're OK.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

QuoteIts like going to a bar and the bouncer tries to start a fight with you on the way in.

I like this. That's what its like. Except everyone is a bouncer, and people keep coming back for more.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

All right, I tried.

Go set your dick on fire you pathetic little twerp.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.