THE FRENCH TOAST ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

[East Coast Hustle]

So, long story short, it's gonna snow a bit in New England in early February?

That's crazy talk.

[LMNO]

Indeed.  You'd think we'd be used to it by now.  But no.

At least I don't watch the local news in the morning anymore.  But this shit has even infected NPR.

[Cain]

It's not a real snow panic until the stores are running out of bread and milk.

[LMNO]

Also: Bread and milk? The two things that will spoil or go stale in about 12 hours, especially if there's a power outage.

Good thinking.

[Cain]

Pfft, what does logic or facts have to do with it?  SNOW IS ON THE WAY, AND WE WILL ALL DIE.

Seriously though, every damn time.  I don't even watch weather reports, and I can tell when snow is on the way, because I can't get a loaf anywhere.

[Suu]

Indeed.  You'd think we'd be used to it by now.  But no.

At least I don't watch the local news in the morning anymore.  But this shit has even infected NPR.

At least Boston maintains their roads.

Providence hides under a blanket and wishes it all away until people start suing the city.

[Suu]

Remember when I said Providence hides under a blanket and wishes it away? Behold. My roads have been untouched the entire time. We are completely snowed in from all passages without access to the main road. Plows were apparently abandoned last night, and state and city DOT plows notoriously do not work Sundays. Verdict: We're fucked.




So we did what any sane person would do...made a blanket fort and tacos.





Hope everyone else did okay! We did not lose power, just internet for about 12 hours.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That is beautiful!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Dammit, I miss snow.

I'm in a spaghetti tank. Got to walk the dog before it gets too hot. 

[Suu]

You can have this if you want it.

Our road JUST got plowed, at 10pm, 2 days after the storm. :/

[LMNO]

This is me after two days of shoveling.

[AFK]

Why don't you get yourself a snowblower?  Makes quick work of that shit, and saves your back.

[LMNO]

Gravel driveway. My car and house windows don't respond well to high-velocity projectiles.

[AFK]

Ah yes, that makes sense. 


I've also learned they aren't particularly kind to shrubs and christmas lights. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is me after two days of shoveling.

You are looking FABULOUS!