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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
February 12, 2013, 03:34:36 PM
 :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#47
February 12, 2013, 07:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

how the fuck did I manage to forget that one
:facepalm:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Salty

#48
February 12, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

That would be super fun. We could send out mass emails to PD members letting them know, far and wide, that some hapless Bingo Discordian has landed.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

#49
February 12, 2013, 09:57:18 PM
I'm looking forward to interrupting one, halfway through his third consecutive snowflake-thread, by yelling "HOUSE!"  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
February 13, 2013, 02:49:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.

Free square is "writes own intro thread"?

:lulz: Yes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
June 15, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#53
June 15, 2014, 08:12:41 PM
8. Here is my obnoxious idiot view because stupid reasons. Behold my intellect.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#54
June 15, 2014, 08:14:25 PM
Also, it is incredible how people still try and tick off all 6 there.

And depressing. Very depressing.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#55
June 15, 2014, 08:16:20 PM
10. I have developed a never-before seen use of the English language!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Junkenstein

#56
June 15, 2014, 08:19:19 PM
11 - I knew this kid who died so listen to me.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#57
June 15, 2014, 08:37:18 PM
12. I am incomprehensible asshole, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

#58
June 15, 2014, 08:45:36 PM
13. Hi my name's EoC.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

UB

#59
June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.
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