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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM

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Junkenstein

14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

UB

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.

Perfectly induced DramasCreamer... No sugar needed, just add *I*.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

P3nT4gR4m

15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

UB

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

UB

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

Junkenstein

Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.

How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.

Don't you have another room to be self important in?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Fucking hippie.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

UB

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Even better: عميل تجريبي الرئيسية من المحتاجين. هو عقلك المحتاجين ؟

Though, translation errors are not something I'm responsible for.  :)
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

UB

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?

hahaha

- Whining United, Ranting Separately.

How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.

Don't you have another room to be self important in?

Promise?

Sadly, no. Studying online. 
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

UB

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.

Bump

- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!

BEST thought of trickery YET:

- The Devils' Own.

*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*

Best advice YET:  "This is NOT a pissing contest"  (And damn, damn, I could even aim)

Fucking hippie.

Haha...  NOPE

http://youtu.be/vSt6OezOAwg
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

I think it might be having a seizure.

What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.

I think you are Inge, too.

IPs don't match.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.