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BROWN CHEESE FIRE!

Started by EK WAFFLR, February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 PM

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EK WAFFLR

February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 PM
I considered posting this in Recipes or Aneristic Illusions, but I feel the theme is too apple-talky.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/24/brunost-norwegian-cheese-hot-topic

QuoteNews reports of a protracted fire in a tunnel involving Norway's beloved brunost (brown cheese) spread beyond the county of Nordland this week. In rather understated style, Kjell Bjorn Vinje of the public roads administration said: "I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
February 13, 2013, 02:40:47 PM
People have been talking about the brown cheese fire here for a week. Also, that is a magnificent quote!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
February 13, 2013, 02:42:42 PM
My former housemate loved brown cheese and always had a block of it in the fridge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#3
February 13, 2013, 02:46:23 PM
It's delicious. And apparently a cheap substitute for firewood.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on February 13, 2013, 02:46:23 PM
It's delicious. And apparently a cheap substitute for firewood.

I'll have to remember that next time I go camping.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#5
February 13, 2013, 05:10:36 PM
You know a fire is important, when it has it's own Wikipedia sub-entry.

EK WAFFLR

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February 13, 2013, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 13, 2013, 05:10:36 PM
You know a fire is important, when it has it's own Wikipedia sub-entry.

:lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 13, 2013, 06:03:39 PM
This is why we can't have nice things, you Belgian bastard.  :tgrr:

IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR CHEESE FROM COMBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT.
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EK WAFFLR

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February 13, 2013, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 06:03:39 PM
This is why we can't have nice things, you Belgian bastard.  :tgrr:

IF YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR CHEESE FROM COMBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT.

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!
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Cainad (dec.)

#9
February 13, 2013, 10:37:22 PM
So is cheese officially considered to be terrorism now? Or does it only count if it happens in America?

Junkenstein

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February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.
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EK WAFFLR

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February 13, 2013, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 13, 2013, 10:37:22 PM
So is cheese officially considered to be terrorism now? Or does it only count if it happens in America?

The Norwegian Defence League dude that was arrested for bomb threats today didn't have any brown cheese on him, I think, so that would be in MURICA only. For now.

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.

Not sure if this helps, but I'd be more than happy to smuggle some to England when I visit in April.
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Junkenstein

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February 14, 2013, 12:00:25 AM
Pm'd!
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EK WAFFLR

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February 14, 2013, 12:15:33 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#14
February 14, 2013, 08:20:34 PM
Combustible cheese you say? How very right up my alley. Added to investigative to-do list.
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