What should poor people eat?

[Ben Shapiro]

If organic food is all the hype; then the food stamps should be accepted all organic stores, or have some regulation about fruit snacks, and fruit loops isn't fruit. One thing is being poor, and another this is being poor and unhealthy.  The stupidity of denying people food stamps is retarded.

[Ben Shapiro]

Poor people should, ideally, eat rich people. Unfortunately, rich people are doing a very good job at making themselves really unpalatable. 

Silicone, botox and old corpse cartilage.

Look at these youthful effects! A little botox, green pigment, and dental work. You too can be the lovable crime fighting pizza eating ninja.

[P3nT4gR4m]

If organic food is all the hype; then the food stamps should be accepted all organic stores, or have some regulation about fruit snacks, and fruit loops isn't fruit. One thing is being poor, and another this is being poor and unhealthy.  The stupidity of denying people food stamps is retarded.

Conspiracy theorists might argue that keeping the poor on a diet that inhibits brain development and prevents them getting smart is part of Teh Agenda^tm

[P3nT4gR4m]

And stop quoteposting that fucking picture. Goddamnit, I'd almost managed to crack one off to tubgirls pixelated vag there and now it's gone and wilted again 

[Ben Shapiro]

Leaving this here:
Made me a stronger man!

http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx

[P3nT4gR4m]

...made my junk crawl up inside my ass and refuse to come out. Thanks for that fucker I now look like the guy from Silence of the Lambs

[Cain]

Will you consider plastic surgery to reverse your unfortunate condition?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

It's the Crypt-Keeper before that awful fire in the tanning salon.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEASANTS, DAHLING. I THINK YOU LOOK MAAHHHHVELOUS.
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[insideout]

Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.

That's a modest proposal, Cain.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Poor people should eat each other.

Population reduction, cheap, and frees up money which can then be spent on starting a small business or going into higher education.  Everyone's a winner.

That's a modest proposal, Cain.

Oh, he knows.  We're very big fans of Swift, here.  Ho ho ho!

[insideout]

I figured so.  I was just being captain obvious to his subtlety in order to promote what is in my opinion the best essay I've ever read. 

Samuel Clemens has written some pretty good essays too, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I figured so.  I was just being captain obvious to his subtlety in order to promote what is in my opinion the best essay I've ever read. 

Samuel Clemens has written some pretty good essays too, though.

Samuel Clemens was a GOD, who struck down his enemies with SATIRE OF DEATH.

Feast your eyes on THIS, if you haven't already:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/To_the_Person_Sitting_in_Darkness

He could have wrote that shit YESTERDAY.

[insideout]

I read that about a year ago.  He was amazing.

Another good one that, among other things also references the good and righteous missionaries to china:
http://people.virginia.edu/~sfr/enam482e/lyncherdom.html

Samuel Clemens twisted the corkscrew gently at first for maybe a paragraphe or 2, and then he twisted it hard right into the refined-gentlemen-of-the-day's nuts, after he'd fully captured his interest so that he couldn't break away.

That seems to be a similar thread between his writing and Jonathan Swifts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I read that about a year ago.  He was amazing.

Another good one that, among other things also references the good and righteous missionaries to china:
http://people.virginia.edu/~sfr/enam482e/lyncherdom.html

Samuel Clemens twisted the corkscrew gently at first for maybe a paragraphe or 2, and then he twisted it hard right into the refined-gentlemen-of-the-day's nuts, after he'd fully captured his interest so that he couldn't break away.

That seems to be a similar thread between his writing and Jonathan Swifts.

Wikipedia has most of his essays and some of the editorials from his newspaper days.

Fucking amazing.