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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sur
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2004, 11:12:24 pm »
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could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.

I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.


I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

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Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.


What about those eyes under those lids?
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sur
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2004, 11:39:39 pm »
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I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.


What about those eyes under those lids?


They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sur
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2004, 11:47:35 pm »
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I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.


What about those eyes under those lids?


They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.


Or Morris, Illinois.
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If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2004, 05:27:11 am »
I don't want to see. :shock:
Forget I even mentioned it, okay?

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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sur
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2004, 11:30:20 pm »
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could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Zorga thinks that mint flavored toothpicks would work well for such a thing.
Perhaps even the cinnamon flavored ones. :twisted:
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2008, 11:54:23 am »
BUMP!

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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2008, 02:34:02 pm »
Is this Cain's first post at the beginning of this thread??
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2008, 08:37:46 pm »
No, but close, his fourth post.
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2008, 05:00:50 pm »
Bump for the thread that contained Cain's first post.
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2008, 05:01:03 pm »
No, but close, his fourth post.

Lies.
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Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2008, 07:57:39 pm »
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.
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Re: If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2008, 11:44:04 pm »
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.

Excellent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.