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The Good Reverend Roger

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If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
« on: November 28, 2004, 12:01:28 am »
could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2004, 02:43:46 am »
I don't know.......some of those divorce lawyers are snakes.
And what if you blinked and your eyelids were impaled by the toothpicks?
That would hurt. :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2004, 02:57:17 am »
Toothpicks FOR your eyelids?  But surely you still need them.  Unless you are dead?  What would I do with eyelids, other than add them to the collection?

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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2004, 03:01:41 am »
Heh heh.........pretty good.
Hi scribe. Nice to meet you.

But Roger's as dead as they come.
As we come, I mean.

He's one of my zombies
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2004, 03:02:39 am »
i don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost...  :P
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2004, 03:03:45 am »
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i don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost...  :P

Yup, you sure are.
Does that mean you couldn't trade you eyes for toothpicks, even if you wanted to?
just like in a dream
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2004, 03:04:40 am »
Stop flaunting your deadness around!  Necrophiles, the lot of you!  Hello also to SssBella, Oracle of Doom, and anyone else who will acknowledge my possible existence.

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Heh heh.........pretty good.
Hi scribe. Nice to meet you.

But Roger's as dead as they come.
As we come, I mean.

He's one of my zombies


Um, you sold me to "Bob" last month, remember?

Rev Roger,
Zombie for "Bob"
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2004, 03:06:41 am »
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Um, you sold me to "Bob" last month, remember?

Rev Roger,
Zombie for "Bob"

I only leased you to Bob.
SssBella, never ever completely sells one of her own.
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Necrophiles, the lot of you!

Damn right. :twisted:
just like in a dream
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2004, 03:21:21 am »
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i don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost...  :P

Yup, you sure are.
Does that mean you couldn't trade you eyes for toothpicks, even if you wanted to?


i coudl make my eyes look liek toothpicks. course really i can look liek anythign i want, since it's only a projection anyway.
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2004, 07:23:35 am »
...............stay up all night pirating software and watching hardcore asian lesbian porn


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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2004, 04:04:10 pm »
...could finally concentrate on the holes in my socks.


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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2004, 07:43:04 pm »
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could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Squerrel givs Roger toothpics.

Me sorry Demonica pciked her teeth with thum.  :oops:
brain, do a spel chek

"Lovly day sed "mrs, Luve.

The peaple are wanderful today i shal give each one $30

hehehehehe... i ate you

muahhhhhhhhhh muahhhhhhhh im evil!!!!!!!

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2004, 12:17:13 am »
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could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Squerrel givs Roger toothpics.

Me sorry Demonica pciked her teeth with thum.  :oops:


I gots TOOTHPICKS!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2004, 12:32:13 am »
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.

Squerrels happy nowe. :P


I didunt go to schol today, Roger.
brain, do a spel chek

"Lovly day sed "mrs, Luve.

The peaple are wanderful today i shal give each one $30

hehehehehe... i ate you

muahhhhhhhhhh muahhhhhhhh im evil!!!!!!!