If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.

Squerrels happy nowe. :P


I didunt go to schol today, Roger.

Why not?  That's where the best jakery is.

[agent compassion]

Probably because it's closed for the holidays, Roger.

[Horab Fibslager]

roger'sgot a pint. school is great.

[Iron Sulfide]

Stop flaunting your deadness around!  Necrophiles, the lot of you!  Hello also to SssBella, Oracle of Doom, and anyone else who will acknowledge my possible existence.

Pope Nietzsche, Patron Saint of Bastards (esquire)

i'd just like to say, "hi scribe, welcome to the jihad!"

i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.

[Cain]

!i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.

Well, thats a relief then.  Means I wont have to bother with these stupid "evil demon making reality appear different" theories anymore.  Or the "we might all be brains in vats" theory.  Now that was an odd one...

[Bella]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.

Squerrels happy nowe. :P


I didunt go to schol today, Roger.

Why not?  That's where the best jakery is.

They didn't have regular school that day.......instead of class they had a talent show.
An all day talent show and she didn't want to sit through it.

Can't say as I blame her for that one.

[saint aini]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.

Squerrels happy nowe. :P


I didunt go to schol today, Roger.

Why not?  That's where the best jakery is.

They didn't have regular school that day.......instead of class they had a talent show.
An all day talent show and she didn't want to sit through it.

Can't say as I blame her for that one.

mee neether.

[Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh]

You are ate!

[Iron Sulfide]

!i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.

Well, thats a relief then.  Means I wont have to bother with these stupid "evil demon making reality appear different" theories anymore.  Or the "we might all be brains in vats" theory.  Now that was an odd one...

nah, just read the Book of Lies


or the Good Book of Truth, They're the same thing, really.

[Susej_Natas]

Good book....but the man was a really disturbed guy...I mean who has enough time to think of that kind of stuff...damn...I mean fuck.

[Iron Sulfide]

i thought of a lot of that stuff on my own.

crowley was really nothing more than a "magickal" blend of masonic
tradition, qabalist mysticism and zen buddhism.

what's remarkable, however, was his insanity.

one of the truest displays of proper discordian values ever set to
ink and paper. so much so that i felt most compelled to use the
pages for toilet paper. (sorry crowley....you didn't mark your pages
as such as not to be used for toilet paper, ie, official use only.)


or not.

[LMNO]

i thought of a lot of that stuff on my own.

crowley was really nothing more than a "magickal" blend of masonic
tradition, qabalist mysticism and zen buddhism.

what's remarkable, however, was his insanity.

one of the truest displays of proper discordian values ever set to
ink and paper. so much so that i felt most compelled to use the
pages for toilet paper. (sorry crowley....you didn't mark your pages
as such as not to be used for toilet paper, ie, official use only.)


or not.

You forgot Tantric sex and the application of Scientific Method.  Most people do.  His constant reminder to write everything down, and to remove yourself from Magikal thinking when doing so, is an explicit demonstation that he wasn't just getting high and fucking a lot of people, but that he actually was interested in changin his perception maps/reality grids/percieved reality.  Just like what RA Wilson & Co was trying to do, but more veiled, as there was no Sexual/Drug revolution when AC was trying to reprogram his neural computer.

And he wasn't insane.  He just wanted stupid people to leave him alone while he was doing his experiments.

[Cain]

I've got alot of Crowley's stuff downloaded on my PC, its just getting around to reading it.

[illusion]

could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.

I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.

I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.

I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.