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If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 28, 2004, 12:01:28 AM

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saint aini

#30
December 07, 2004, 11:12:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.
Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.

I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.

I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.

What about those eyes under those lids?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Wishfarple

#31
December 07, 2004, 11:39:39 PM
Quote from: aini
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.

What about those eyes under those lids?

They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
December 07, 2004, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: aini
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I live in Illinois.  My eyelids are calloused.

Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.

What about those eyes under those lids?

They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.

Or Morris, Illinois.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

illusion

#33
December 08, 2004, 05:27:11 AM
I don't want to see. :shock:
Forget I even mentioned it, okay?

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#34
December 09, 2004, 11:30:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.
Zorga thinks that mint flavored toothpicks would work well for such a thing.
Perhaps even the cinnamon flavored ones. :twisted:
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Payne

#35
March 29, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
BUMP!

:lulz:

hooplala

#36
April 01, 2008, 02:34:02 PM
Is this Cain's first post at the beginning of this thread??
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Requia ☣

#37
April 01, 2008, 08:37:46 PM
No, but close, his fourth post.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
August 10, 2008, 05:00:50 PM
Bump for the thread that contained Cain's first post.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
August 10, 2008, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Requiem on April 01, 2008, 08:37:46 PM
No, but close, his fourth post.

Lies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#40
August 13, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
August 13, 2008, 04:37:21 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

M.K

#42
August 17, 2008, 07:57:39 PM
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.
Die Scheiße ist das Kühlgebläse angeschlagen.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
August 17, 2008, 11:44:04 PM
Quote from: M.K on August 17, 2008, 07:57:39 PM
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.

Excellent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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