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I am now running for Mexico.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 20, 2013, 03:19:32 AM

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Elder Iptuous

I would like to boldly pledge my support to the more traditional revolutionary that we found in our Good Reverend Roger.
i'll not be taken in by the glitz and glamour of this pretender to the Mexico, or the other upstart, neither of which appear to be capable of delivering the second half of the joke!

Good Reverend, I know you are no longer seeking to be Mexico, but  you.  are.  needed!

Eater of Clowns

The second half of the joke is simply another con by our reptilian enemies.

There is no second half.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

tyrannosaurus vex

PLEASE CONTINUE, I FIND YOUR HEMISPHERE ADORABLE!
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Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Dear Friends,

Being a Mexico is not the only option, and obviously Mexico cannot be infinite, since the universe is finite. I'm running for Wales. No one wants to run for Wales, and someone has to. That coal's not going to mine itself.

Elect me for Wales.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

OK, so if Mexico is infinite and Mexico is everywhere, and everywhere is Tucson, then I am Mexico and I'm in Tucson?
:aww:

I don't like this reality anymore, I want off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 22, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
OK, so if Mexico is infinite and Mexico is everywhere, and everywhere is Tucson, then I am Mexico and I'm in Tucson?
:aww:

I don't like this reality anymore, I want off.

Tucson is everywhere.

Mexico is to the South of everywhere.  Do not listen to this inferior Mexico that The People decided on.

Among other things, he hasn't delivered on the other half of the joke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

Given that Tucson froze over, do we have to do stuff we said we weren't going to or does everything in it have to freeze solid?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarities between a witch hat and a sombrero? I think our new Mexico CAN'T deliver the other half of the joke because he's secretly pagan. And pagans are notoriously without humor. Unless it's jokes about how many spirits can you fit into a crystal ball. Ha-ha! That one slays me every time.

I submit my evidence for your perusal:

Exhibit #A, "Witch Hat" -



Exhibit #B, "Sombrero" -



My friends and fellow patriots, I think we've been had.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Ben Shapiro

I'm running for the Nether Realm 2016. Because someone needs to put back the laughter in slaughter.


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarities between a witch hat and a sombrero? I think our new Mexico CAN'T deliver the other half of the joke because he's secretly pagan. And pagans are notoriously without humor. Unless it's jokes about how many spirits can you fit into a crystal ball. Ha-ha! That one slays me every time.

I submit my evidence for your perusal:

Exhibit #A, "Witch Hat" -



Exhibit #B, "Sombrero" -



My friends and fellow patriots, I think we've been had.

It's OK.

Nigel will use them for TRAFFIC CONES.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lenin McCarthy

Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 24, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
It's OK.

Nigel will use them for TRAFFIC CONES.

This is a genius idea, since they'll be much harder to kick over, especially for midgets.

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 24, 2013, 03:56:06 PM
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 03:57:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 24, 2013, 03:56:06 PM
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.

Also, the drugs are shit.  They do nothing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 03:57:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 24, 2013, 03:56:06 PM
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.

:eek:

Folks, I think we have our new 21st Century.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."