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I am now running for Mexico.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 20, 2013, 03:19:32 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Absolutely. What's the worst that could happen?  :lulz:
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Freeky

The whole thing.  All of it.  Yes.  :)

The Good Reverend Roger

If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 AM
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 AM
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!

Vote early, vote often.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 AM
CHAKNS!

:argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!



Fixed your problem. No one will know you have chickens, now! :P
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Juana

I already have one. Does this mean that I have to have two? Shoe Ears will be pleased, but I dunno...
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Salty

*shoves microphone into TGRR's face*
What is your position on chicken fuckers?
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Reginald Ret

You've got my vote.
As far as i know this is the first time a Mexico will be elected.
What will you do with the previous Mexico?
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EK WAFFLR

I hope this includes furry Polar chickens.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

I don't have any chickens.

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