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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, February 23, 2013, 12:11:52 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Also: this country makes people famous for being Octomom.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Trivial

It's really been that way from the start, I mean analyze the lyrics of Yankee Doodle.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 24, 2013, 10:56:49 PM
It's really been that way from the start, I mean analyze the lyrics of Yankee Doodle.

:eek:

Why would you SAY such a thing?

:eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dalek on February 24, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
And I think that everything that gets put out for mass consumption there is just aesthetically off. Compare EU rave culture to US rave culture for example. In the EU from my experience, you have badass clubs, nice girls, people who dress well (generally) and really good music (no need to list all the awesome European DJs). And in the US you have teenagers wearing TOO MUCH FUCKING TACKY COLORFUL SHIT, yelling YOLO MOLLY YOLO MOLLY SKRILLEX. Sorry, America, you're doing it wrong.

And they are doing it in an abandoned warehouse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Also, "Rave" is not a culture.

TGRR,
Knows that it is technically a subculture, but refuses to acknowledge it.  Oh, wait.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

This bitch is making my job difficult, by simply not reading my notes that I leave behind for her.
Read my fucking notes, and you will see what this student needs. Instead of bringing me half assed incomplete shit that you think is finished to try and "wrap up".
They're not fucking done, their FAFSA is fucking incorrect. READ MY NOTES. You stupid vapid bitch.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 25, 2013, 05:11:01 PM
This bitch is making my job difficult, by simply not reading my notes that I leave behind for her.
Read my fucking notes, and you will see what this student needs. Instead of bringing me half assed incomplete shit that you think is finished to try and "wrap up".
They're not fucking done, their FAFSA is fucking incorrect. READ MY NOTES. You stupid vapid bitch.

SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Dalek on February 24, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
And I think that everything that gets put out for mass consumption there is just aesthetically off. Compare EU rave culture to US rave culture for example. In the EU from my experience, you have badass clubs, nice girls, people who dress well (generally) and really good music (no need to list all the awesome European DJs). And in the US you have teenagers wearing TOO MUCH FUCKING TACKY COLORFUL SHIT, yelling YOLO MOLLY YOLO MOLLY SKRILLEX. Sorry, America, you're doing it wrong.

To be fair, I think that it one of the most endearing parts. I look around and everything's grey and brown. It's the middle of summer and the trees are green and the sky is blue, but EVERYTHING IS GREY AND BROWN. All the cars are black, gray, white and brown. Christ, it's boring. 

I walk from my work to the bank wearing something like this http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm?viewpartnum=220592 and I get weird looks for not being grey and brown enough. Sorry for not wearing super serious colors all the time.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

trippinprincezz13

Beyond that, Squiddy and Stella are pretty nail on the head about how I feel about most people.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: /b/earman on February 23, 2013, 02:50:08 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2013, 07:42:13 AM
She's also told us all about her weekend-long club crawls and her Zumba and pole-dancing classes that she goes to every day and how her kids get balogna sandwiches and NyQuil for dinner while she eats ice cream cake and steak.

Seriously?
New York?
New Jersey?

Georgia.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 24, 2013, 07:25:32 PM
Things that are not uncommon in the US: people who move their lips when they read, spell out third grade level vocabulary words and ask what they mean, say things like "I don't even know how to turn a computer on", call me asking when they're going to marry strangers they've fixated on, spray their kids' heads with Raid to kill lice, "train" six week old puppies by keeping them indoors 24/7 and then beating them for pissing/shitting on the floor, think Bud Light is AWESOME, make "instructional" youtube videos about shit they don't know, buy cd's by people like Nickelback, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift and Rascal Flatts, wouldn't go to Paris if they won a trip all expenses paid it because the other po'buckers told them "the french are rude", have giant sagging stomachs and still wear everything skintight and spandexy, put their (orange) lipstick on crooked, run over cats on purpose, fuck guys from the karaoke bar, wear t shirts with crying eagles and shit, blame everything on "the Mexicans taking our jerbs" and "welfare queens", watch Maury Povich FAITHFULLY, think Vince McMahon has it in for his wrestlers IRL, have comb-overs, and wore cowboy hats in the newspaper pics of their wedding announcements.

Among other things.

MANY other things.

O.o That is my childhood right there. Sans karaoke, ain't no one knows that is where I grew up. Everything else? Spot fucking on.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Dalek

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 25, 2013, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Dalek on February 24, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
And I think that everything that gets put out for mass consumption there is just aesthetically off. Compare EU rave culture to US rave culture for example. In the EU from my experience, you have badass clubs, nice girls, people who dress well (generally) and really good music (no need to list all the awesome European DJs). And in the US you have teenagers wearing TOO MUCH FUCKING TACKY COLORFUL SHIT, yelling YOLO MOLLY YOLO MOLLY SKRILLEX. Sorry, America, you're doing it wrong.

To be fair, I think that it one of the most endearing parts. I look around and everything's grey and brown. It's the middle of summer and the trees are green and the sky is blue, but EVERYTHING IS GREY AND BROWN. All the cars are black, gray, white and brown. Christ, it's boring. 

I walk from my work to the bank wearing something like this http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm?viewpartnum=220592 and I get weird looks for not being grey and brown enough. Sorry for not wearing super serious colors all the time.

That's not tacky colourful shit. This is http://www.loupiote.com/photos/3979954470.shtml

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Dalek on March 02, 2013, 09:36:53 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 25, 2013, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Dalek on February 24, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
And I think that everything that gets put out for mass consumption there is just aesthetically off. Compare EU rave culture to US rave culture for example. In the EU from my experience, you have badass clubs, nice girls, people who dress well (generally) and really good music (no need to list all the awesome European DJs). And in the US you have teenagers wearing TOO MUCH FUCKING TACKY COLORFUL SHIT, yelling YOLO MOLLY YOLO MOLLY SKRILLEX. Sorry, America, you're doing it wrong.

To be fair, I think that it one of the most endearing parts. I look around and everything's grey and brown. It's the middle of summer and the trees are green and the sky is blue, but EVERYTHING IS GREY AND BROWN. All the cars are black, gray, white and brown. Christ, it's boring. 

I walk from my work to the bank wearing something like this http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm?viewpartnum=220592 and I get weird looks for not being grey and brown enough. Sorry for not wearing super serious colors all the time.

That's not tacky colourful shit. This is http://www.loupiote.com/photos/3979954470.shtml

Finally, a purpose for recycled Mardi Gras beads.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 02, 2013, 07:24:50 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 02, 2013, 09:36:53 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 25, 2013, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Dalek on February 24, 2013, 11:17:36 AM
And I think that everything that gets put out for mass consumption there is just aesthetically off. Compare EU rave culture to US rave culture for example. In the EU from my experience, you have badass clubs, nice girls, people who dress well (generally) and really good music (no need to list all the awesome European DJs). And in the US you have teenagers wearing TOO MUCH FUCKING TACKY COLORFUL SHIT, yelling YOLO MOLLY YOLO MOLLY SKRILLEX. Sorry, America, you're doing it wrong.

To be fair, I think that it one of the most endearing parts. I look around and everything's grey and brown. It's the middle of summer and the trees are green and the sky is blue, but EVERYTHING IS GREY AND BROWN. All the cars are black, gray, white and brown. Christ, it's boring. 

I walk from my work to the bank wearing something like this http://www.rustyzipper.com/shop.cfm?viewpartnum=220592 and I get weird looks for not being grey and brown enough. Sorry for not wearing super serious colors all the time.

That's not tacky colourful shit. This is http://www.loupiote.com/photos/3979954470.shtml

Finally, a purpose for recycled Mardi Gras beads.

There is a whole album of these photos. "Kandi Kids" Best so far? http://www.loupiote.com/photos/2470888966.shtml?s=72157604940284967
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.