Your Daily Dose of Happy Facts

[Golden Applesauce]

I'm actually going to pick a couple of products and dig a bit.

Do you guys have an equivalent of "Pound Shops"? maybe "Dollar Stores" or something similar? Reason I ask is because our ones are full of shit made by bangladeshi preschoolers who are were too ugly to get a foot on the child-prostitute career ladder.

"Dollar Tree's" stock price has quadrupled in the last five years. Apparently dollar stores where the only retail sector whose sales went up durian the recession.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I love the slogans.

"Made by HAPPY slaves!"

"Made in 87% starvation-free factories"

[Junkenstein]

"I worked hard for my bowl of rice today!"

Comic sans against standard starving smiling child photo op.

[Junkenstein]

"Ever wonder where all the sugar comes from?"

Obnoxious font against collage of the multitude of places child labour is used. Maybe a map with smiley faces over various locales in the world. You may start to notice some kind of pattern.

[Don Coyote]

"Free Range Children Proudly Made this in Bangladesh"

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm actually going to pick a couple of products and dig a bit.

Do you guys have an equivalent of "Pound Shops"? maybe "Dollar Stores" or something similar? Reason I ask is because our ones are full of shit made by bangladeshi preschoolers who are were too ugly to get a foot on the child-prostitute career ladder.

"Dollar Tree's" stock price has quadrupled in the last five years. Apparently dollar stores where the only retail sector whose sales went up durian the recession.

Dollar stores are the biggest thing ever in the US. They're going to overtake WalMart. Seguin seems to have one about every 4-6 blocks.
Every time a supermarket folds, they put in a dollar store. OBOY! CHEAP SHIT FROM CHINA, A FREEZER SECTION WITH FRIED CHEESE AND NO VEGGIES, AND BUD LIGHT!!!!! GOT A PROBLEM, COMMIE?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm actually going to pick a couple of products and dig a bit.

Do you guys have an equivalent of "Pound Shops"? maybe "Dollar Stores" or something similar? Reason I ask is because our ones are full of shit made by bangladeshi preschoolers who are were too ugly to get a foot on the child-prostitute career ladder.

"Dollar Tree's" stock price has quadrupled in the last five years. Apparently dollar stores where the only retail sector whose sales went up durian the recession.

Dollar stores are the biggest thing ever in the US. They're going to overtake WalMart. Seguin seems to have one about every 4-6 blocks.
Every time a supermarket folds, they put in a dollar store. OBOY! CHEAP SHIT FROM CHINA, A FREEZER SECTION WITH FRIED CHEESE AND NO VEGGIES, AND BUD LIGHT!!!!! GOT A PROBLEM, COMMIE?

My favorite part of the dollar store is the dusty cans of expired Chef Boyardee ravioli next to the bottles of leaky bleach. Totally sets off the plastic tiki torches and racks of 'scenes from the bible' stickers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Free Range Children Proudly Made this in Bangladesh"

FREE RANGE CHILDREN

has fucking legs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MADE BY FREE-RANGE WORKERS

PROUDLY FREE-RANGE MADE

OUR CHILD WORKERS ARE FREE-RANGE

MADE IN A FREE-RANGE ESTABLISHMENT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think my favorite is

MADE BY FREE-RANGE CHILDREN

[Don Coyote]

inorote. If some one doesn't beat me to it I'll make some stickers after finals.

[Pergamos]

inorote. If some one doesn't beat me to it I'll make some stickers after finals.

Even if someone does beat you to it you should.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But are the children GRASS FED?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But are the children GRASS FED?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I was at Whole Foods, and they have these hoodies there that are about $25, called something like "Fabric of Change". So I look at the tag, and they're made in China.

I should really look them up, because maybe the "change" is that it's a worker-owned living-wage shop, or something. But I kind of doubt it. I think it was recycled fabric or some such crap.