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ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, February 26, 2013, 11:27:59 PM

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February 26, 2013, 11:27:59 PM
SELF-EXPLANATORY.

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
February 26, 2013, 11:34:55 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#2
February 26, 2013, 11:59:20 PM
Better than bitcoins or popecards. :lulz:

Trivial

#3
February 27, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
Well, before I had no fucks to give. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

AFK

#4
February 27, 2013, 02:28:20 AM
Careful, fucks don't grow on trees. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
February 27, 2013, 08:53:20 AM
Your currency is ludicrous. I will never give one of these  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#6
February 27, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
Permission to yoink and present to the mouth-breathing masses.

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
February 27, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 27, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
Permission to yoink and present to the mouth-breathing masses.

Granted, of course. Also, attribution not required unless you are Stang.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Junkenstein

#8
February 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
I have made the office aware of the existence of these. They're in a business card box and I expect to never relinquish one.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
February 27, 2013, 04:03:40 PM
I'll have to use this new currrency.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

#11
February 27, 2013, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

The words of a man who has never been stuck in a full* lift for 8 hours.

* or if you prefer "Elevator". Or more accurately "Metal box of hell"
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
February 27, 2013, 10:27:54 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.


FUCK.  I need to know how many shits to give for a damn!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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February 27, 2013, 10:34:55 PM Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 10:36:44 PM by Pope Partum Depression
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

As Junkenstein stated, sometimes you need a shit MUCH worse than you need a fuck. The market varies.

WE NEED TO ASK A PANEL OF EXPERTS AND MARKET ANALYSTS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

EK WAFFLR

#14
February 27, 2013, 11:45:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 27, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

As Junkenstein stated, sometimes you need a shit MUCH worse than you need a fuck. The market varies.

WE NEED TO ASK A PANEL OF EXPERTS AND MARKET ANALYSTS

JONAH GOLDBERG WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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