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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 02, 2013, 04:53:51 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
March 03, 2013, 05:27:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 02, 2013, 11:49:06 AM

It is bad because the brunt of that will be with prevention. 

Well, that's okay.  We still have prohibition, and loads of private prisons.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#17
March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
March 03, 2013, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -



That van is AWESOME. It reminds me of my panties.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

deadfong

#19
March 03, 2013, 03:59:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -



Is the person in the front seat also wearing leopard print?  Also, I think there's some kind of lemur crying for help in the back window.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
March 03, 2013, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 03, 2013, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -



That van is AWESOME. It reminds me of my panties.

:spittake:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#21
March 04, 2013, 02:37:55 PM
Note: Nigel's panties are MADE OUT OF TRUCKS.

P3nT4gR4m

#22
March 04, 2013, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 04, 2013, 02:37:55 PM
Note: Nigel's panties are MADE OUT OF TRUCKS.

Only the gusset. The other parts are woven from the tortured screams of yesterdays talk show hosts.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
March 04, 2013, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 04, 2013, 02:37:55 PM
Note: Nigel's panties are MADE OUT OF TRUCKS.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2013, 03:55:09 PM
Only the gusset. The other parts are woven from the tortured screams of yesterdays talk show hosts.
:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
March 04, 2013, 04:15:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2013, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 04, 2013, 02:37:55 PM
Note: Nigel's panties are MADE OUT OF TRUCKS.

Only the gusset. The other parts are woven from the tortured screams of yesterdays talk show hosts.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
March 04, 2013, 05:01:36 PM
And are those are just the soft panties?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Faust

#26
March 04, 2013, 05:26:28 PM
This is an act of war. They are shelling our beloved nation, this will not do. Respond in kind!
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 04, 2013, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 03, 2013, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -



That van is AWESOME. It reminds me of my panties.

Dear Lord...You haven't been in Seguin, have you?

TGRR,
Every hair on my ass is standing upright.  I am sitting 3" above my chair cushion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
March 04, 2013, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2013, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 03, 2013, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2013, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 03, 2013, 05:47:10 AM
BUT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT THE D.A.R.E. VAN???

Convert it into this -



That van is AWESOME. It reminds me of my panties.

Dear Lord...You haven't been in Seguin, have you?

TGRR,
Every hair on my ass is standing upright.  I am sitting 3" above my chair cushion.

OMFG THE URINAL NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 04, 2013, 08:13:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 04, 2013, 08:04:02 PM
OMFG THE URINAL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now my head is bent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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