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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 28, 2013, 03:50:10 AM

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I am going to make my wife listen to this when she comes home.

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I felt my facial muscles pulling into strange and asymmetrical contortions.
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navkat

Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on March 04, 2013, 08:38:26 PM
I felt my facial muscles pulling into strange and asymmetrical contortions.
Didn't have a mirror handy. That's probably for the best.

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