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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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Rant 73: ConfNORdSIan (The Last Rant)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, November 23, 2004, 02:48:10 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehI will Devour ALL YOUR HOLES!

I really don't reccomend that. Holes are filled with all sorts of junk food and other spurious crap. Even for an Elder God, they will cause hellacious indigestion. Although I hear that fairies, when consumed, can alleviate some of it.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"