The (Not A Fucking Rant) Jihad Sermon

[National Public Radio]

Coming up next, on "All Things Considerably Boring," An NPR exclusive:  The poster commonly known as "Z3" has turned out to be a Broke-Ass Chump.  This, and more world news than you really want to hear, on "All Things Considerably Tedious".








But first, we'd like to offer you the chance to give up your hard-earned money to us, where we will mis-manage and abuse until the news becomes how bad we are with money.  The sooner you contribute, the sooner we can spend the money on hookers and blow, so donate today!

[East Coast Hustle]

hookers & blow?

sounds like I need to get me a job at NPR!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Where does one sign up? No wait...

I can't do that.

*firebombs NPR's headquarters*

[saint aini]

**fairy dusts the NSRA headquarters**

[East Coast Hustle]

umm, was that aimed at Hugh? cuz he's not in the NSRA...not that we didn't offer, but he's too cool for us....



edit: thanks for the fairy dust though...that shit got me a wicked buzz on....

[Z³]

::Stabs the remains of the NRSA headquarters::

[East Coast Hustle]

you guys just don't get it...NSRA headquarters is nowhere in particular...it's wherever I and/or Nikoli happens to be at the moment...which makes it awfully hard to stab...which is good, 'cause I'm sick of having to buy new clothes every time you guys go on a stabbination spree...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I'll join the NSRA, but only if you consider us NPLA and affiliates (including yourselves) as co-conspirators.

[Cain]

New Soviet Red Army...if you hate your government, have no regard for laws or ethics, enjoy fucking shit up while retaining a healthy appreciation for subtlety, and want to be at the front of the line for plundering the world once we've conquered it, feel free to enlist.

just remember, deserters will be shot.

















twice.

Go on then, sign me up!   I can never resist a good plunder






Yes, I know this was 3 pages back but I tend to forget where I post, so nyeh.

[Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh]

I HAVE ATE YOUR NEW SOVIET RED ARMY!

Thank-You For Wearing Pants!

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll join the NSRA, but only if you consider us NPLA and affiliates (including yourselves) as co-conspirators.

consider it done...co-conspirators are always welcome, especially such accomplished conspirators as yourself...

[Cain]

I HAVE ATE YOUR NEW SOVIET RED ARMY!

Thank-You For Wearing Pants!

Those pants were bloody well new too!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I HAVE ATE YOUR NEW SOVIET RED ARMY!

Thank-You For Wearing Pants!

Those pants were bloody well new too!

*eats Cthulu*

*burps*

Sorry. Sometimes I get really hungry. I guess doom is postponed yet again. I apologize.