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Oh yeah, THAT's why you don't need to get married: y'all can't get pregnant DUH!

Started by navkat, March 05, 2013, 01:49:22 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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March 05, 2013, 02:23:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 05, 2013, 11:32:37 AM
Making the testing centres really hard to find?

:lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
March 05, 2013, 03:51:13 PM
Interbutts?

Yeah, it's 99% derp, but it beats teevee.
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Jez

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March 05, 2013, 06:33:21 PM
First we make access to birth control difficult in as many ways as we can without being so obvious as to make the average person care, then we scream about how marriage is necessary because straight people can't keep their genitals in check.  Makes sense to me.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 05, 2013, 06:37:48 PM Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 06:42:12 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Jez on March 05, 2013, 06:33:21 PM
First we make access to birth control difficult in as many ways as we can without being so obvious as to make the average person care, then we scream about how marriage is necessary because straight people can't keep their genitals in check.  Makes sense to me.

The wheels are in motion to effectively BAN the pill (and all other means of female-employed BC) in AZ.

And then our politicians makes noises about "If Those People insist on having loads of kids, how can the taxpayers1 be responsible for them?"

The implied message, of course, is "CLOSE THOSE LEGS, YOU FILTHY SLUTS".



1 "Taxpayer" in Arizona is code for "those people to whom I give sweetheart deals, with the money we said we'd use on roads and schools".

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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