Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Went for a walk today. It seems like no matter what route I take, the walks tend to be about three to three and a quarter miles. Even if I go the really really long way through the Subdivision That Progress Forgot, it's still only three miles. O.o My current theory is that hirley0 has infected Google with some sort logic puzzle that will reset everything to main if it is or isn't solved.

Had the first twinge from my worse-than-the-other-bad knee today. And my arrhythmia tripped at the same time. Need to remember to mention it to the doctor.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Laptop I used for work got stolen yesterday. According to my parents, it is my fault that someone jimmied the lock on mY car door and took it, and Hat, whose store I was volunteering for, should buy me a new one, and they should let me use the computer at the register, and I should take my ancient, virus riddled desktop computer.

  all of that is totally more reasonable then letting me borrow yours for three (3) days. Yep.

On the plus side, now I know better than to get a new one myself, and instead I will get refurbished ones with Not Windows 8 on them.

That sucks hind teat, Freeky. Sorry to hear it. I can tell you that when I worked security, I spent more time watching the fucking parking lots on the CCTV because shitheads would cruise up and down every damn row looking for unlocked cars or posh cars - more time doing that than actually securing the facility I was hired to guard. HILARITY!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Went and interviewed for a part-time job to supplement my current part-time job. By the time the interview was over, they offered me full-time employment starting $2/hr higher than what they always start cooks at, full benefits after 90 days (medical/dental/vision/401K), and were telling me why it's an awesome company to be a manager for and that they intend to fast-track me in that direction.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA!

Wow, kick-ass, man. Congrats on an excellent interview.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

An anonymous admirer sent me canes in the mail. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK SENDS ME CANES

Someone who loves you.

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An anonymous admirer sent me canes in the mail. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK SENDS ME CANES

Someone like Kathy Bates in "Misery".

[Cain]

Just did a check.

Yup, still working with incompetents.  Thanks for the key which doesn't open anything, I'm sure our new student really appreciates it.  And I really appreciate looking like an idiot, because I have to explain to her your failure to do what you are actually paid for.

[Salty]

I am getting married in about 4 hours.

Last night, my Imminent Wife kept me from sleeping, which I really, really needed, by smacking me in the face with your arms/elbow.

This is not the first time such a thing has happened.   
And I'm just going to take a wild guess and say it won't be the last.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am getting married in about 4 hours.

Last night, my Imminent Wife kept me from sleeping, which I really, really needed, by smacking me in the face with your arms/elbow.

This is not the first time such a thing has happened.   
And I'm just going to take a wild guess and say it won't be the last.

JESUS CHRISTO

How did she get Cain's arms and elbow????

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

(congratulations BTW)

[LMNO]

The implications of this are staggering.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It kind of ties in with LOBB. 

[Junkenstein]

I get to return to civilisation for 4 days in a week. Longest week in a damn while.

Human contact! Polysyllable conversations!

[East Coast Hustle]

I just did something terribly irresponsible for the first time in forever.

It feels so GOOD.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just did something terribly irresponsible for the first time in forever.

It feels so GOOD.

Well, spill it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ve over