Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Eater of Clowns]

I don't even really like other people's cats. I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in cats. They're gross and germy and needy and demanding.

Some of my friends have cats, and what's really annoying is when they start talking about them. Seriously, people, you are talking about your cats. You are telling stories about things your cats do and how cute they are. Do you hear yourselves? You have been talking about your cats for an hour. You VERY CLEARLY have a brain parasite.

I had to declare a moratorium on talking about cats at my family gatherings.  It got so bad that as time went by at any get together the likelihood of my brother-in-law and my step sister talking about their fucking cats approached 1.

Really?  You cat does this cute thing where it curls up in a sunbeam and stretches out?  You don't say.  YOUR CAT IS A FUCKING CAT?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't even really like other people's cats. I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in cats. They're gross and germy and needy and demanding.

Some of my friends have cats, and what's really annoying is when they start talking about them. Seriously, people, you are talking about your cats. You are telling stories about things your cats do and how cute they are. Do you hear yourselves? You have been talking about your cats for an hour. You VERY CLEARLY have a brain parasite.

I had to declare a moratorium on talking about cats at my family gatherings.  It got so bad that as time went by at any get together the likelihood of my brother-in-law and my step sister talking about their fucking cats approached 1.

Really?  You cat does this cute thing where it curls up in a sunbeam and stretches out?  You don't say.  YOUR CAT IS A FUCKING CAT?

That's just it, they talk about all these things that cats do as if they're somehow special and interesting. I don't talk about, say, things my chickens do as if they're special and interesting, because they're chickens and all chickens basically do the same things.

I will tell you three interesting things about my cat:

...oh wait, no I won't, because there isn't anything.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I don't even really like other people's cats. I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in cats. They're gross and germy and needy and demanding.

Some of my friends have cats, and what's really annoying is when they start talking about them. Seriously, people, you are talking about your cats. You are telling stories about things your cats do and how cute they are. Do you hear yourselves? You have been talking about your cats for an hour. You VERY CLEARLY have a brain parasite.

I had to declare a moratorium on talking about cats at my family gatherings.  It got so bad that as time went by at any get together the likelihood of my brother-in-law and my step sister talking about their fucking cats approached 1.

Really?  You cat does this cute thing where it curls up in a sunbeam and stretches out?  You don't say.  YOUR CAT IS A FUCKING CAT?

That's just it, they talk about all these things that cats do as if they're somehow special and interesting. I don't talk about, say, things my chickens do as if they're special and interesting, because they're chickens and all chickens basically do the same things.

I will tell you three interesting things about my cat:

...oh wait, no I won't, because there isn't anything.

I really don't get the fascination with cat's either. They're fun to play with but then they just randomly wander off in the middle of it (because they're kinda stupid). Yeah, it's funny to watch a cat deliberately knock something over. But cat's are assholes. That's what they do, again, on account of stupid.

I hate that the internet is 60% stupid shit about cats, and 40% pictures of one specific ugly looking cat.

I hate when people share that pic that says "I have a machine that fits in my pocket and allows me to access all human knowledge. I use it to look at cats and make snarky comments" and then they go "Hahaha, this is totally what I do, I love my 5 cats, here's a picture of my cat."

[Salty]

I don't even really like other people's kids. I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in kids. They're gross and germy and needy and demanding.

Fixt

Also, I could go on and on, pages if need be, about how much more better cats are than dogs. Pages.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So, controlled detonations are planned for Cambridge/Somerville line and some parts of Boston.

I'm guessing that means there are bombs all over the fucking place.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Correction, just Cambridge-Somerville, thus far. Also, this is totally the wrong thread, isn't it?

[Salty]

But cats are assholes.

YES. You know what I say about assholes...

While I prefer them overall, I must admit people that talk about their cats make me want to shove my face into a something...choppy...chop chop. I got nothing, didn't have my peppermint tea this morning.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But cats are assholes.

YES. You know what I say about assholes...

While I prefer them overall, I must admit people that talk about their cats make me want to shove my face into a something...choppy...chop chop. I got nothing, didn't have my peppermint tea this morning.

It's really the pictures more than anything. I can scan past a stupid status, or zone out if they're talking.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Correction, just Cambridge-Somerville, thus far. Also, this is totally the wrong thread, isn't it?

It's the talk about anything thread.
Have some Beck. 
http://www.politicususa.com/glenn-beck-calls-obamas-impeachment-boston-terrorist-attack.html

[Salty]

Pardon me, but could you all keep that to the one thread?

Thank you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pardon me, but could you all keep that to the one thread?

Thank you.

No. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Pardon me, but could you all keep that to the one thread?

Thank you.

No. 

I'm not putting Beck in a real news thread. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Correction, just Cambridge-Somerville, thus far. Also, this is totally the wrong thread, isn't it?

It's the talk about anything thread.
Have some Beck. 
http://www.politicususa.com/glenn-beck-calls-obamas-impeachment-boston-terrorist-attack.html

Glenn Beck always did have a better imagination than Rush Limbaugh.

[Sita]

People talking about their pets all the time is as annoying as people talking about their kids all the time.
I will say that nothing brightens my mood better than cute/silly/stupid cat videos.

I've had cats, dogs and gerbils. Currently have two cats. They are very unimpressive and rarely do anything worthy of taking a picture of.

[LMNO]

My albino snake was my favorite pet (surprisingly, that's not a euphamism).

My cat is a cat.  She's an asshole.  End of story.