Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"You can't talk to me like this!  You're not my father."

"Legally, I am in fact.  Also I can talk to you how I please.  Maybe if you stop trying to talk over me, interrupt me and argue with me then my tone will change.  Until then, you'll have to deal with it."

Ah, that felt good.

Bonus quotation: "I pay to live here, why shouldn't I be able to use the full facilities of the building?"

"No, you pay our company who pay the people who own this building, and we can specify exactly what facilities you get to use."

"Oh."

Also just found the little bastard's signed contract regarding the rules.  Apparently, he denies having ever signed such a thing.  Too bad for him, then.

Kick his ass, Cain! Metaphorically, of course.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So I found Mothers' Day gifts already.

http://www.jimmybeanswool.com/knitting/yarn/JimmyBeansWool/FlowerBouquets.asp?showLarge=true&specPCVID=46246

For the first time ever, I'm tempted to have kids.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh goddamnit, mothers have birthdays just like everyone else. I don't get a son's day or an uncle's day or a brother's day. And I sure as hell am not going to expect my kids to get me anything on Father's Day if and when I have them.

Sigh.

I wonder what sort of gift card to get Mom.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

OSHIT GUYS THE DOGS ARE GETTING SMARTER 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2372125/Wild-dogs-that-commute-from-suburbs-to-scavenge-in-city.html

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sitting at work, still.  Listening to Lana Del Rey (thanks for turning me on to this lady, Nigel).

Lana Del Rey makes me feel dirty.  In my pants.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSjZjGURj34

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sitting at work, still.  Listening to Lana Del Rey (thanks for turning me on to this lady, Nigel).

Lana Del Rey makes me feel dirty.  In my pants.

She's pretty fucking awesome!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

So I found Mothers' Day gifts already.

http://www.jimmybeanswool.com/knitting/yarn/JimmyBeansWool/FlowerBouquets.asp?showLarge=true&specPCVID=46246

For the first time ever, I'm tempted to have kids.

Mothers day was, like, weeeeks ago.

americans ;P

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSjZjGURj34

Ohhhh that was SO GOOD!

It reminded me of a project I started a couple of years ago but never finished.

[Freeky]

Kotei today. I got 3-4, in an X-2 thingy. :C


NEXT YEAR I'MMA WIN!

[Remington]

http://www.darwinaerospace.com/burritobomber

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So I found Mothers' Day gifts already.

http://www.jimmybeanswool.com/knitting/yarn/JimmyBeansWool/FlowerBouquets.asp?showLarge=true&specPCVID=46246

For the first time ever, I'm tempted to have kids.

Mothers day was, like, weeeeks ago.

americans ;P

In this, as with so much else, we's a little behind.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Oh goddamnit, mothers have birthdays just like everyone else. I don't get a son's day or an uncle's day or a brother's day. And I sure as hell am not going to expect my kids to get me anything on Father's Day if and when I have them.

Sigh.

I wonder what sort of gift card to get Mom.

Yeah, well I don't get birthday presents from anyone so maybe if I popped out a few kids that would change . . . once they were old enough to graduate high school. :P


I'm kidding. I would not have kids for that reason. Or any reason, really. At all. Ever. I just want the yarn. :P

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Apparently, I have moved to a part of Portland that gets multiple police cars with their lights on doing about 40-50 mph through the neighborhood every evening.

I have the room facing the street, which is the largest and has the best natural light but also is the red-and-bluest room between 12pm and 4am. They're going to kill some drunk asshole on a bicycle one night that doesn't realize that tons of cops are legally speeding down this particular road on a regular basis.

Right on cue, when I went to post this, the law went careening by my window. I don't even live downtown or by a highway—this is a main street in a residential neighborhood.

[East Coast Hustle]

Signing a lease for my new apartment on Monday. Reasonably nice place, has a balcony and 2 covered parking spots, just south of downtown Everett (walking distance to shitty metal bands and minor league hockey!) and about 5 miles from work. Now all I have to do is buy ALL THE FURNITURES.