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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 18, 2013, 07:21:10 PM
On hold with AAA again. No supervisors are available again. They claim they didn't get my fax but quoted me something from the cover-page I hadn't told this new lackey.

AAaaaaand they want me to re-send the FAX I sent a week ago because they can't find it.

. . .

I have two dollars left to my name. Let's see if it's enough to fax a Fuck-you-gram.

What is up with all these companies that are apparently stuck in 1989? WHO THE FUCK USES FAX MACHINES?

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Quote from: Queef Erisson on March 19, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 19, 2013, 12:25:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 18, 2013, 07:21:10 PM
On hold with AAA again. No supervisors are available again. They claim they didn't get my fax but quoted me something from the cover-page I hadn't told this new lackey.

AAaaaaand they want me to re-send the FAX I sent a week ago because they can't find it.

. . .

I have two dollars left to my name. Let's see if it's enough to fax a Fuck-you-gram.

What is up with all these companies that are apparently stuck in 1989? WHO THE FUCK USES FAX MACHINES?

OSHA was still using them a few years ago. I remember having to go to the library and fax a complaint at $2 a page. :P

I've used faxes working for Dr. S. I faxed things to my college a couple of weeks ago. It's still a reasonable enough tech, though admittedly, PDFs and Emails do make more sense.

It's not reasonable at all in a nation where less than half of all households still have a land line. It's ridiculously archaic. I can understand why many organization still accept them... what I don't understand is why they will not accept an email of a scan instead when it's literally THE SAME FUCKING THING only without involving the phone line.
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Trivial

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:39:48 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:37:06 AM
My sister is attempting to leave Tucson.  Is this even possible?

No.  You always come back.  Sooner or later.

I have some concerns she'd bring Tucson with her.
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 19, 2013, 01:46:21 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on March 19, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 19, 2013, 12:25:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 18, 2013, 07:21:10 PM
On hold with AAA again. No supervisors are available again. They claim they didn't get my fax but quoted me something from the cover-page I hadn't told this new lackey.

AAaaaaand they want me to re-send the FAX I sent a week ago because they can't find it.

. . .

I have two dollars left to my name. Let's see if it's enough to fax a Fuck-you-gram.

What is up with all these companies that are apparently stuck in 1989? WHO THE FUCK USES FAX MACHINES?

OSHA was still using them a few years ago. I remember having to go to the library and fax a complaint at $2 a page. :P

I've used faxes working for Dr. S. I faxed things to my college a couple of weeks ago. It's still a reasonable enough tech, though admittedly, PDFs and Emails do make more sense.

It's not reasonable at all in a nation where less than half of all households still have a land line. It's ridiculously archaic. I can understand why many organization still accept them... what I don't understand is why they will not accept an email of a scan instead when it's literally THE SAME FUCKING THING only without involving the phone line.

I agree. But, sometimes publications prefer it. Sometimes colleges nominally accept them. It's ridiculous, because I would have to get authors from across the world to sign a piece of paper and fax it back to me, and then refax it to the publication. Most inefficient. Dr. S, when I started working for him, asked me what my home phone number was. I told him I only had a cell phone, and he laughed and said I was one of those modern people. I am almost consistently behind the technological norm, due to not wanting to spend money on new tech.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:52:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:39:48 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:37:06 AM
My sister is attempting to leave Tucson.  Is this even possible?

No.  You always come back.  Sooner or later.

I have some concerns she'd bring Tucson with her.

Make sure she takes all her skin off before you let her in the house.
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Trivial

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:56:45 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:52:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:39:48 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:37:06 AM
My sister is attempting to leave Tucson.  Is this even possible?

No.  You always come back.  Sooner or later.

I have some concerns she'd bring Tucson with her.

Make sure she takes all her skin off before you let her in the house.

Flea dip won't work?
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 02:01:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:56:45 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:52:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2013, 01:39:48 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 01:37:06 AM
My sister is attempting to leave Tucson.  Is this even possible?

No.  You always come back.  Sooner or later.

I have some concerns she'd bring Tucson with her.

Make sure she takes all her skin off before you let her in the house.

Flea dip won't work?

No.

I posted a link at the bottom of the last page which may explain things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

She's attempting to find a lab job here.  I'm not sure where that'd be or how she even got the current one, aside from the fact it was in Tucson.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 19, 2013, 03:06:49 AM
She's attempting to find a lab job here.  I'm not sure where that'd be or how she even got the current one, aside from the fact it was in Tucson.

Then why would she ever leave Tucson?  We're doing SCIENCE up in this shit.  MAD SCIENCE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

I am kind of tired of not being able to keep my temper with my ex (my fault) when he consistently takes one of his weekends to spend time with his child off every month (his fault) and not even giving me the courtesy I must give him when I need him to take the monkey a little extra time.

Does anyone know about how hard it is to change a parenting time agreement when you must use a mediator and probably it must at some point go to a judge for finalization?  We absolutely are bitter and hateful towards each other (both of us are at fault) and there is no way of doing without this legal shenaniganry, but this is fuckng BALLS. He uses up twice as much vacation time as he is supposed to have in half the year, some of that on holidays he specifically requested to have parenting time on, like monkey's fucking birthday, and I have been able to use a day in two years

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Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on March 19, 2013, 04:59:04 PM
I know Hollywood likes to reinforce stereotypes and all, but, really.....?

http://www.redbox.com/movies/ooga-booga

:facepalm:

Karen Black? Isn't she like, 80?

How many times is she going to reprise the doll thing from Trilogy of Terror?
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.