Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cain

#1140
April 19, 2013, 06:24:39 PM
Corn snake?

LMNO

#1141
April 19, 2013, 06:34:42 PM
California King.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1142
April 19, 2013, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2013, 06:34:42 PM
California King.

Are you sure you're not talking about your junk?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#1143
April 19, 2013, 06:46:33 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?

Nephew Twiddleton

#1144
April 19, 2013, 06:47:45 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#1145
April 19, 2013, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2013, 06:34:42 PM
California King.

Eats corn snakes. Don't laugh, I've had it happen to me  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#1146
April 19, 2013, 07:12:38 PM
It was beautiful, white with bright yellow markings, red eyes... Quite social, actually.  Loved to crawl up my arm and try to nest in my hair (I had really long hair at the time).

Wait -- Did I just talk about my snake like it was a cat?


:ahhh:

Cain

#1147
April 19, 2013, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2013, 06:34:42 PM
California King.

Ah, they're not so popular over here, for some reason.

LMNO

#1148
April 19, 2013, 07:30:03 PM
Probably for the reason I had to give her up: They are really finicky about temperature.  Get it wrong by a few degrees and they start getting sick.  Poor little thing started gasping all the time, and then refused to eat.  I realized I didn't have the resources to give her the life she deserved, so I had to give her up.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1149
April 19, 2013, 08:49:33 PM
I am working very late tonight, and probably tomorrow as well.

This means that I will in fact have time to add to LOBB, once all the screaming asshats go home.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1150
April 19, 2013, 08:55:40 PM
Well, shit.  I finally get time to get to PD, and everyone's buggered off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1151
April 19, 2013, 08:57:00 PM
Sorry dude, I'm just about to sign off.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1153
April 19, 2013, 08:58:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2013, 08:57:00 PM
Sorry dude, I'm just about to sign off.

TO THE GAY BAR!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1154
April 19, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
Also, cats are not needy, dogs are.  And they're funny because they're assholes.
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