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Started by Doobie, March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
March 12, 2013, 10:13:46 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.

Real men grow penises that look like bananas.

just sayin...

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Not actually a meat product.
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LMNO

#16
March 12, 2013, 12:40:13 PM
They're a real hassle to peel, though.

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#17
March 12, 2013, 01:02:43 PM
Mine is green but the doc says if I leave it long enough it'll go yellow  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#18
March 12, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Mine isn't considered a banana under EU regulations.

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#19
March 12, 2013, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Mine isn't considered a banana under EU regulations.

Damn! Mine neither :(

Quotefree of any foreign smell or taste.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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