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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2013, 02:22:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 11, 2013, 02:22:09 PM


Ah, youth!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
March 11, 2013, 02:29:05 PM
:crankey:





My secret has been revealed!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 11, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down.  Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist.  If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose.  Warning:  LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel.  No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.

After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking.  People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
March 11, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Your workplace is so...inspiring.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#4
March 11, 2013, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down.  Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist.  If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose.  Warning:  LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel.  No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.

After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking.  People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.

I hate it whan that happens.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 11, 2013, 04:04:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 11, 2013, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down.  Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist.  If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose.  Warning:  LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel.  No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.

After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking.  People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.

I hate it whan that happens.

Balls.  If you HATED it, you wouldn't DO it.  And you certainly wouldn't sing old Nina Simone songs the whole time, while doing the "Boston Roof-Weasel Dance".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 11, 2013, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Your workplace is so...inspiring.

Just trying to get in the mode for LOBB. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
March 11, 2013, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Your workplace is so...inspiring.

Just trying to get in the mode for LOBB.

Oooooh, it's going to be EXTRA good.  :evil:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
March 11, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
I feel like LMNO needs his own MSDS.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 11, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
March 11, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#11
March 12, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 02:22:09 PM


Ah, youth!

PLEASE tell me you have an unmarried brother.

*swoon*

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 12, 2013, 02:41:21 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?

No.  LMNO wears the helmet.  The helmet does not wear LMNO.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
March 12, 2013, 02:47:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:41:21 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?

No.  LMNO wears the helmet.  The helmet does not wear LMNO.

True.

I'd still like to see Phelps wear one, though.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#14
March 12, 2013, 12:28:46 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 12, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
PLEASE tell me you have an unmarried brother.

*swoon*

Ha!  Nope, he's married, and he's a Scientologist.


LMNO
-Never expected to be the normal one.
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