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THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, March 12, 2013, 02:29:43 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

March 12, 2013, 02:29:43 AM
nO, SERIOUSLY.

I HAVE 30 OF THESE HERE BLOOD ORANGES.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS, IT'S DECIDEDLY NOT SENSIBLE AT ALL.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
March 12, 2013, 02:40:34 AM
I'd like to point out what happened last time.

I do know that none of you will listen, I'm just saying it for the record.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#2
March 12, 2013, 02:41:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:40:34 AM
I'd like to point out what happened last time.

I do know that none of you will listen, I'm just saying it for the record.

oh, if i get bored, I'll probably try make some marmalade outta what's left.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#3
March 12, 2013, 02:44:37 AM
Besides, I haven't had blood oranges in an age, they have the shortest growing season and are kind of rare.

Also buying antacid tablets to prevent serious damage..

Trivial

#4
March 12, 2013, 02:57:10 AM
I have never had a blood orange.  I feel deprived.
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#5
March 12, 2013, 03:25:49 AM
Blood oranges are the king of citrus.


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#6
March 12, 2013, 10:15:16 AM
I paid for mine using diamonds. Go on - as me what kind of diamonds  :evil:

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#7
March 12, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
The ones you had dead enemies crafted into?

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#8
March 12, 2013, 03:11:22 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 12, 2013, 02:57:10 AM
I have never had a blood orange.  I feel deprived.
You are. They're out of season now, I think, but you should get them next year.


Have we decided which weekend to do this? I'm not in town this weekend (wheeee going to the desert wheee), but next weekend works better for me.
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#9
March 12, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
I AM RETURNING FROM RETIREMENT TO POWER MY WAY TO AN ORANGEY VICTORY!
















Maybe.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
March 12, 2013, 05:09:39 PM
I don't think blood oranges are out of season, as evidenced by the fact that Pixie has 30 of them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#11
March 12, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
I will repeat what I have said before regarding this contest.




You are all insane.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
March 12, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
I will repeat what I have said before regarding this contest.




You are all insane.

The orange-eating contest: MORE FUN THAN YOU REALLY WANTED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#13
March 13, 2013, 12:18:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
I will repeat what I have said before regarding this contest.




You are all insane.

The orange-eating contest: MORE FUN THAN YOU REALLY WANTED.

MORE FUN THAN YOUR BOWELS CAN HANDLE!!!

SO MUCH FUN YOU WILL SHIT TEARS OF BLOOD!!!

SO MUCH FUN THE WALLS OF THE PORT-O-SHITTER ARE BATHED IN HAPPINESS JUICE!!!
HAPPINESS JUICE IS YOUR BLOOD
FROM YOUR ASS
AND FACE HOLE

Pope Pixie Pickle

#14
March 13, 2013, 12:29:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 12, 2013, 05:09:39 PM
I don't think blood oranges are out of season, as evidenced by the fact that Pixie has 30 of them.

It's the Italian season I'm working off...
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