I'm crushing so hard that I can't fucking concentrate on anything at all

[navkat]

I spent the most ridiculous and awkward hour with her today lol. We were testing 5-meo-mipt on a rather high dosage. We were expecting sunny weather in the afternoon, so we went out to the park with no exact plans. It started raining and got really fucking cold, so the group of confused tripping people split up. Me and her ended up in McDonalds. All the time we were alone I was trying to form a conversation and she wouldn't reply. I started wondering, why she was just standing silent and felt like there was some problem on my side. Thought she was in a weird and bad trip and tried cheering her up somehow, but everything I'd say was greeted by silence. She's rather introverted and I speculated that she just wanted to be left alone with her thoughts, but I kept feeling the silence as pretty awkward.. My mind became so fixated on our failed communication that it had went completely numb and the only feeling I felt was awkwardness. Finally, she started talking. Not really though - she would utter two or three words and then shut up again. And after prolonged efforts she finally managed to tell me that she was physically uncapable of speaking due to the very weird kind of jaw tension that this substance created. At that moment I laughed my ass off.

You guys are fucking idiots.

Thus spoke Zarathustra. We're all idiots, though. Uberidiots.

Just because it seems beautiful doesn't mean it's not stupid. I think this point is succinctly summed in the 1987 classic, "Adventures In Babysitting." Remember when Elizabeth Shue's best friend lost her glasses in the bus terminal and finds an adorable lost kitten? No? OF COURSE YOU DON'T, YOU'RE 17.

It's really a brilliantly profound commentary on the arrogant blindness of youthful infatuation. Here, let me help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TlR0EyNkzPw#t=149s

I bet that kitten felt really soft and adorable for a few minutes though. That's all you got; a few minutes. Enjoy it but don't make any babies or do heroin together.

[LMNO]

Fuck seratonin, I'm cruising on a heavy dose of oxytocin due to Mrs LMNO waking up in a "mood" this morning.



LMNO
-late for work/totally worth it.

[navkat]

Mrs LMNO

You should just start calling her HIJK.

[AFK]

Mrs LMNO

You should just start calling her HIJK.

Perhaps she prefers to be more of a PQRS if ya know what I'm saying, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[navkat]

Mrs LMNO

You should just start calling her HIJK.

Perhaps she prefers to be more of a PQRS if ya know what I'm saying, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[Pæs]

Did someone just actually say YOLO on this site without their tongue planted firmly in their cheek?

Get out.  Now.

Visiting Discospags to see how y'all are doing.

WHAT DID I MISS?

OH, THIS.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Did someone just actually say YOLO on this site without their tongue planted firmly in their cheek?

Get out.  Now.

I am waiting for a spag to say that to me,  one of those young whippersnappers, to ask if it means You Obviously Like Owls, like from Questionable Content.