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Thinking about Gabbard in general, my animal instinct is to flatten my ears against my head, roll my eyes up till the whites show, bare my teeth, and trill like a cicada stuck in a Commodore 64.

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White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM

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March 30, 2013, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2013, 05:53:59 PM
I'm willing to bet their self-defense course is a crock of shit, too.

Probably "blow this whistle to call for manly back-up".

Or "mace and taser anyone with a tan darker than yours".
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

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March 30, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
"Perform the highly complicated Exploding Five Point Heart technique while under the conditions of extreme stress and an adrenaline dump."

Cainad (dec.)

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March 30, 2013, 05:43:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 30, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
"Perform the highly complicated Exploding Five Point Heart technique while under the conditions of extreme stress and an adrenaline dump."

"Reflexes? Naw, you just gotta use your head. Those people are all dumb brutes anyway; don'tcha know that you can kill a guy with one quick blow to the nose?"
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