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Anna Mae Bollocks

#45
August 31, 2012, 06:48:58 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot.  Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES. 

Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?

Generalissimo! Who won??
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

#46
August 31, 2012, 07:01:27 AM


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P3nT4gR4m

#47
April 07, 2013, 03:17:26 PM
*BUMP* Because COCK!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
April 07, 2013, 04:48:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#49
April 07, 2013, 06:34:03 PM
Cock is always relevant.
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