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RevRoger Sermon 19: The Sermon on the Roof.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 27, 2003, 06:02:06 PM

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riff

#15
July 08, 2003, 03:36:30 AM
Quote from: The CommanderGehosephat my good man!  Didn't you know my nursmaid was from W. Sussex.  Never trust a Belgian with a new born baby!

What?  West Sussex isn't in Belgium, it's just south of London. Commander, I'm worried that the surgeon may have gotten your brain in the wrong way round after your last operation; you aren't making sense.

Anyway, isn't the Belgian accent more of a French/Dutch mix?  Like Jean-Claude Van Damme - he's Belgian.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

The Commander

#16
July 08, 2003, 02:11:34 PM
You totaly misunderstand me Monsigneour Karma Manager...my Parents were from Brussels, but my Nanny was from W. Sussex.  All of the finest and well t'do Belgians have English Nursemaids. That's why the only Belgiuns you can recognize by accent were ones from poor families, like Monsigneuour Van Dammit.   The only other wat to tell I am Belgian is by the size of my enourmous nose!

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riff

#17
July 08, 2003, 07:40:15 PM
Ah, now I understand.

Phew, you had me worried there for a minute...
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#18
July 08, 2003, 10:12:39 PM
Reverend,
There is also Bob's pipe which will smoke all the doom.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
July 09, 2003, 01:47:46 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCReverend,
There is also Bob's pipe which will smoke all the doom.

Provided, of course, that "Bob" isn't being PAID to instigate the DDOM.  Which he would, of course, if paid enough.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#20
July 09, 2003, 02:06:55 AM
I can understand that. Maybe if we provided him with pounds of sweet cavendish tobacco, he may instigate some DOOM or at least a subset of doomery, perhaps?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
July 09, 2003, 03:24:32 AM
No, he only smokes the finest frop in his pipe.

Or does the pipe smoke him???
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#22
July 09, 2003, 03:28:28 AM
I haven't figured that one out yet. But we can still get him to instigate Doom, perhaps?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Commander

#23
July 09, 2003, 02:03:38 PM
I always thought is was a bubble pipe?

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#24
July 09, 2003, 07:30:57 PM
No no no, my fine Erisian companyero! Bob's pipe is genuine earthquaking material. Watch the smoke sometime. It reminds me of the old cartoons where people would sacrifice to smouldering volcanoes. Maybe Bob's pipe is Mt. Rainier, waiting to erupt?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Commander

#25
July 09, 2003, 08:07:00 PM
Perhaps Bob was responsible for the eruption of Mt. Saint Helens?  Or even still, perhaps some ancient Ur-Bob was responsible for the eruption of Mt Vesuvius and the destruction of Pompeii.  

That reminds me, The Karma Manager and I attended a Devival once in Cleveland.  We saw Rev Stang speak and everything.  Up to that point we always thought the Subgenei were hostil toward us Discordians, but there were quite friendly.

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riff

#26
July 10, 2003, 05:23:00 AM
Subgenii are okay in general, but I still hate "Bob".  Sneaky fucker... never trust a bastard that smiles all the time.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
July 10, 2003, 08:24:49 AM
Quote from: RiffSubgenii are okay in general, but I still hate "Bob".  Sneaky fucker... never trust a bastard that smiles all the time.

As do all good subgenii.

If you meet "Bob:, kill "Bob", in cold blood.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

#28
July 10, 2003, 02:38:04 PM
I thought Bob was warm blooded like the rest of us?

Karma Manager, didn't we send the assassin out after Bob sometime ago?  Have you heard any report from her?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#29
July 10, 2003, 04:58:42 PM
He IS warm-blooded.  Apparently, though, you must be standing in COLD blood to kill him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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